August 01, 2009 12:34am
MWA: Monique Alexander, Courtney Cummz, Angelina Valentine
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. For starters, I must make a correction and extend an apology to the Yuma, Arizona, Stiletto's Gentlemen's Club.
I have previously stated, ''Stiletto's Gentlemen's Club is a sizable club that, because of its architecture and its color scheme, has a Mexican look inside and out as do many building in Yuma.''
I have since had a telephone conversation with the management of Stiletto's. They asked me about my aforementioned statement and expressed a lack of understanding. Because of this, I have since carefully studied the photograph I took of the outside of the club before leaving Yuma the night I visited the club. I now realize that the club doesn't really resemble Mexican or Spanish architecture in any way. What threw me off was the fact that the outer walls are designed with a series of narrow raised arches around the perimeter of the building. Said arches tend to stand out in that they are a darker shade of color than the rest of the wall. This is what originally made me think of a Mexican appearance.
In regard to the inside of the club, I suppose I really am overdue to see my eye doctor. Stiletto's management informed me that what somehow made me think of the colors I'm accustomed to seeing in Mexico and in the New Orleans French Quarter, is actually hot pink walls and black furnishings.
I apologize to Stiletto's for my grievous mistake. I can only say that I was attempting to describe the club, the staff, and the dancers in the best light possible. I'm only human, and I make mistakes. I can't please all of the people all of the time, but I try, which may be my undoing.
Now that I have that out of the way, let us now proceed to a discussion of a weekend that went from a unique Monique to a lovely Valentina by way of a beautiful lady that Cummz. That should arouse at least a small amount of curiosity, so let us now proceed to the discussion of a few more of my gorgeous ladies without any further ado.
Thursday, August 13Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Monique Alexander and to observe both of her shows.
For her first show, Monique wore a yellow and white checkered dress with short, white, puffy sleeves and a strip of puffy white material across the area of the breasts. The dress had a small pink bow on each sleeve and one larger pink bow between and at the bottom of the breasts. Beneath the dress, she wore a pair of white bikini panties and no bra. Under the bikini panties, she wore a pink G-string. On her feet, Monique wore a pair of almost knee-length ,white, high-heeled boots that laced up the front and had platform soles of moderate height.
Monique performed this show to, ''Sweet Escape,'' by Gwen Stefani, ''Mercy,'' by Duffy, and, ''Lights Out,'' by Danity Kane.
At the beginning of her final show of the evening, Monique wore a black vest that was trimmed with a wavy, thin, horizontal red line near the bottom edge. The vest also had white fringe about a half an inch long around the bottom edge and up the inside edges of the front. There was also a small white star over each breast. On the back of the vest, there was more one half-inch long white fringe that formed a shallow vee between her shoulders with a small white star above it. Under the vest, Monique wore a black and white checkered midriff blouse that tied together beneath and between the breasts. Monique additionally wore a small black mini-skirt that had two rows of one half-inch long white fringe at the bottom. Beneath the skirt, she wore a pair of black bikini panties. For footwear, she wore a pair of almost knee-length, black, high-heeled boots that laced up the front and had platform soles of moderate height.
Because of a rather small, and what seemed to be a less than enthusiastic, crowd, Monique headed home without doing a final signing this evening. (I just don't understand how any man can just sit there with his teeth in his mouth whenever Monique is on stage taking her clothes off!) Therefore, I couldn't ask her about her music for this show, and I didn't recognize any of it. I did ask the DJ about it, but he couldn't help me. Monique had the songs on a CD of her own, and she had already retrieved it. So, I will just say that Monique performed this show to music. I do seem to remember that at least one of her songs was a hip-hop number, but I won't swear to it.
The beautiful Monique is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures an all natural 32B-24-34.
Monique performs well on stage, and her interaction with randomly selected tip rail squatters is very good. Additionally, she is quite friendly, has a good sense of humor and can hold an intelligent conversation with anybody who has any intelligence of their own. Also, she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
I can't see any reason why anybody should ever fail to get out to a nearby club to see Monique perform and to meet her in person if they are ever afforded the opportunity to do so.
Everyone should pay Monique a visit at: MoniqueAlexander.net
Friday night, August 14Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino via San Jacinto (Don't ask.) to spend some time with Courtney Cummz, and I observed her last two shows of the evening. I just might have gotten to the Rhino in time to see all three of Courtney's shows, as planned, if somebody hadn't waited until I was starting to get ready to go to tell me that I needed to run an errand all the way out in San Jacinto!
At the start of her second show, the first that I saw, Courtney wore her hair in dog ears but later allowed it to flow freely. As for her costume, she wore a black bustier that was decorated with several vertical blue lines and lots of little blue stars. The bustier laced up the back but had a zipper in the front for easier removal. Courtney also wore a black thong with a thin blue line around the waist and and another one around both leg holes. The thong also had a number of small blue stars positioned all over it. Courtney's footwear for this show was a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, shoes with platform soles of moderate height.
Courtney ended this show with a ride for five.
This show was performed to, ''Hips Don't Lie,'' by Shakira, ''Boom Boom Pow,'' by Black Eyed Peas, ''Get Low,'' by Lil Jon, and, ''Stay Fly,'' by Three 6 Mafia.
For the second show I saw, her final of the evening, Courtney wore a black bra that had dark pink straps and dark pink trim around the edges of the breast cups. With the bra, Courtney wore a quite small, black, mini-skirt that was trimmed with two one-inch wide strips of dark pink material, one at the front of each hip area. The pink strips each had two fairly large, black, metal eyelets in them. (the shoulder straps of Courtney's bra were also connected to the breast cups with similar black metal eyelets.) Beneath the mini-skirt, Courtney wore a black thong that was secured with two thin straps on each hip. Courtney's footwear for this show was something else indeed. It was a pair of slightly above knee-length, black, latex-vinyl leggings that were covered with dark pink fur from just below the knees almost to the floor. Under the leggings, Courtney wore a pair of white, high-heeled, boots with platform soles of moderate height once again.
During this show, Courtney performed to, ''Super Freak,'' by Rick James, ''Bounce,'' by Timbaland, ''Dangerous,'' by Kardinal Offishall, and, ''Wake it Up,'' by E-40.
If I remember correctly, and I think I do, Courtney ended this show with a game of cooter ball for 8X10s. Actually, I believe if a person landed a large enough bill in the small glass, they would win a DVD. I just don't remember what denomination was required to win one of her movies.
Courtney committed excellent interaction with the inhabitants of the tip rail as in up close and in your face personal, and she left almost nobody out! In fact, a few of the customers got mini-lap dances from Courtney! And this applies to both of the shows I saw.
Courtney has had her breasts enhanced since I last saw her dance back in November of last year. I thought they looked very good when they were still a natural 34B. Not that they don't look great and feel very good now, because they do! Now that her breasts are, ''new,'' Courtney still stands six and one half inches tall, but she now weighs one hundred twenty-seven pounds, and her new measurements are 34D-26-36. Of course that is only another two pounds, and the only thing that looks different now are those gorgeous breasts! (How I would love to be her baby. But then, with my luck, she would bottle feed me!)
Courtney is a smart young lady who is very friendly, well spoken, and very fun-loving! She also loves to meet and chat with her fans. In addition to all of this, she performs very well on stage. So, I do not want to ever hear of anyone ever passing up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Courtney perform and to meet her in person given the chance. I am certain they will enjoy the experience.
Courtney can be found at: CourtneyCummz.com
She can also be found at: MySpace.com/CourtneyCummzXXX and Twitter.com/CourtneyCummz
Courtney asked me to be certain I mentioned her MySpace and her Twitter accounts in this column. That is how much she enjoys having contact with her fans and receiving their inputs.
Saturday evening, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Angelina Valentine and to observe one of her shows. Actually, I again ran late and just missed her first show, but I was in time to say hello during her first signing. Then, after watching her second show, I decided that I was already feeling a bit tired and decided to call it a night, which I did.
Angelina's costume for the one show I saw was a one piece black affair. While the back of this item was solid, the front was no more than a series of crisscrossed straps that were secured at their junctions will small metal studs. The front of this item exposed Angelina's beautiful breasts. As a matter of fact, it really didn't hide any part of the front of her delicious body! Oh yes, in the back of this item, there was only a narrow strap connected to the rest of the material at the waist. Most of said strap succeeded in pulling a disappearing act between Angelina's gorgeous buns! The rest of Angelina's costume was a pair of almost hip-length, black, high-heeled boots with low platform soles.
Angelina performed this particular show to, ''Change,'' by Deftones, ''She Rides,'' by Danzig, and, ''House of a 1,000 Corpses,'' by Rob Zombie.
Angelina's interaction with the tip rail patrons was quite good during this show. In fact, she went so far as to come down from the stage to play with a few guys back in the cheap seats. (I myself may never wash my face again. Of course I'm kidding, I'll wash my face. But I do believe most people will get my point.)
Angelina has long black hair and dark eyes. (her eyes are brown, I think.) She is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred eight pounds and measures a great-looking 32D-24-32.
Angelina is so good a performer as most of the features touring today, and better than some I've seen. I would recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Angelina perform and to meet her in person, should do so without fail. I don't see how anybody would be disappointed that they did so.
Angelina has finally launched an official website which can be found at: ClubAngelinaValentine.net She can also be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/alexanddjb
That will do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time to continue the ongoing discussion of some of the sexiest women in the world. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,