July 05, 2009 09:44pm
MWA: Diana Doll, Julia Ann, Jenna Haze
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This weekend ranged from a living Doll to a lovely Haze. Now that should arouse the old curiosity. So, let us now move on to the discussion of sexy women.
Thursday evening, June 18Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to meet Diana Doll and to observe both of her shows.
Actually, I fell behind schedule, as usual, and walked into the club after Diana was already down a pair of sparkly blue bikini bottoms with tassel-like strings and a pair of almost knee-high black boots that had stiletto heels, platform soles of moderate height, and laced up the front. (I did notice a bikini bra that matched the bottoms lying on the stage.)
When I walked in, Diana was dancing to, ''Leave Out All the Rest,'' by Linkin Park, and she finished the show to, ''Right Round,'' by Flo Rida.
At the start of her second show, Diana was wearing a white nurse's cap trimmed with lines of red and sporting a red ball in the front with a white cross in the middle. She was also wearing a short-sleeved, white, midriff top that had red trim on the sleeves, the collar, and on the breast cups. The breast cups also had a white cross within a red ball on the front. Next Diana wore a very short, pleated, white, mini-skirt. The skirt had red trim that looked like lacing at the upper left front. All three of these articles were made from latex-vinyl. Beneath the skirt, Diana wore a red thong, and on her legs she wore a pair of mid-thigh length, red, fishnet hose that had two inch wide solid red bands at the tops. For footwear, she wore a pair of almost knee-high, red, high-heeled boots that had platform soles of moderate height and that laced up the front.
Diana performed this show to, ''Cry for you,'' by September, ''Love Game,'' by Lady GA, and, ''Cool,'' by Gwen Stefani.
Diana performed so well as most of the feature dancers touring today and better than some. She also commits good interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons.
Diana, who comes to us from Czechoslovakia, is a beautiful woman who has long blonde hair and green eyes. She stands five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds, and her measurements are 34C-24-34.
Ms. Doll struck me as being very sweet and friendly. And, she seems to enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
While speaking with Diana, there did seem to be just a little bit of a language barrier, but it was nothing we were not able to hurtle. It certainly won't prevent me from spending more time with Diana anytime I get a chance to do so.
I do recommend that everybody should go to a nearby club to see Diana perform and to meet her in person if she should ever be featuring in their area.
Diana can be ogled at: ClubDianaDoll.com
Friday evening, June 19Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to see Julia Ann.
My plan was to observe Julia Ann's first show and speak with her for a moment before moving on to another club. Unfortunately, a nice and very professional California Highway Patrol trooper picked this evening to notice the placement of my GPS unit and pull me over. (He only gave me a fix it ticket, which I have already gotten signed off. Now I just need to mail the signed off ticket and a check for the twenty-five dollar fee to the court and I'm done with it.) Being pulled over cost me enough time that I missed the show I had intended to see. But at least I did get to say hello to Julia Ann and to speak with her for a couple of minutes.
Since I have seen Julia Ann perform in person many times since I first met her, I can safely say that she is a must see! I would hate to learn that anybody who likes women had ever passed up an opportunity to go to a club to see Julia Ann perform and to meet her in person.
Julia Ann is a beautiful, smart, friendly lady with a good sense of humor. Anybody who is lucky enough to be able to spend a little time in her presence will be happy with the experience.
Check Julia Ann out at: JuliaAnn.com
I believe I will take a moment to share what I learned from the CHP officer. Forget all the conflicting things you might read here and there about the placement of a GPS unit under the new California vehicle regulation, and forget what a Los Angeles County deputy sheriff recently told me. If a person is going to mount their GPS unit on the windshield with a suction mount, it can not be more that five inches above the dashboard and no more than seven inches from either the left or the right corner post. (Who in their right mind would mount their GPS unit on the lower right-hand corner of the windshield? I would need a pair of binoculars to read mine at that distance! That, or I would need a co-pilot.)
After saying goodnight to Julia Ann, I drove on over to the Skin Gentlemen's Lounge to spend some time with Jenna Haze and to observe a couple of her shows.
Well actually, when I entered Skin, Jenna was on her last song and was already stripped down to a pair of mid-thigh length, black, fishnet hose that had an approximately one and a half inch wide black band around the top of each. The only other things she was still wearing were a pair of shoes that had clear soles and stiletto heels and black straps.
The final song Jenna was dancing to, when I arrived, was, ''New Shit,'' by Marilyn Manson.
For the one show I did see, Jenna wore a blue choker decorated with what appeared to be very small sequins. She also wore a bolero-style jacket that was open in front expect for two thin strips of material that hooked together between and just beneath her breasts. The top had elbow-length sleeves with a red bow at the bottom of each. Beneath her top, Jenna wore a blue bra that had a small red bow between the breast cups and was decorated with small sequins. Next, she wore a semi-sheer, very short, pleated mini-skirt that had a red bow at the waistline on the front of the right hip area. Under the mini-skirt was a pair of blue T-backed panties. The panties had a little red bow at the top front and were decorated with small sequins. Jenna also wore a red G-string beneath her panties. Covering her legs were a pair of mid-thigh length, red, fishnet hose with an approximately one and a half inch wide red band around the top of each. On her feet were a pair of red, spike-heeled, platform-soled shoes. The strap that went across the top of the toe area of each shoe had a row of steel eyelets and a little red bow on the outside edge of the foot.
Jenna performed this show to, ''Don't Stop the Music,'' by Rihanna, Give Me More,'' (I'm not certain who the artist was.) ''Turning Me On,'' by Keri Hilson, and, ''What Them Girls Like,'' by Ludacris.
Jenna is a smart lady with a great sense of humor and quite possibly the most positive attitude I've ever been exposed to. She is also a very lovely woman, and she truly loves meeting and chatting with her fans!
I have once again made the mistake of thinking that I already had some of the information I needed and didn't bother to ask Jenna about her physical statistics. However, according to Wikipedia, she stands five feet three inches tall, weighs ninety-two pounds and measures a cute yet sex-looking 34B-22-32. Jenna has brown eyes and, as a general rule, brown hair.
In the time that Jenna has been feature dancing, she has evolved into quite an entertainer. She performs very well on stage, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is generally quite good! Therefore, it is my opinion that Jenna should not be missed. So, if anybody reading this ever finds themselves faced with an opportunity to get out to a club to see Jenna perform and to meet her in person, they should not allow the door to hit them in the butt on their way out of the house! Jenna will not disappoint!
Everybody should take a long look at Jenna at: JennaHaze.com
I had wanted to drive up to Santa Barbara Saturday, June 20Th, to spend the evening at the Spearmint Rhino with Mikayla Mendez. Unfortunately, things simply didn't work out; therefore, I wasn't able to make the trip.
Hopefully, I will get another chance to see Mikayla perform closer to home sooner than later.
Okay, that's it. I'm done. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of hot, sexy, gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,