May 28, 2009 08:57am
Debi's Diamonds of Depravity for June
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Debi Diamond
A true MILF by Debi Diamond
MILF - (slang) Mother(s) I'd Like to Fuck: A (putative) mother found sexually attractive.
Ok. so here we have it. The meaning of M.I.L.F. At first I have to admit, I was a bit taken back first off. By being outed as a mom, a tired, stretch-mark ridden, socially and sexually deprived, HUNGRY woman, who was sneaking away in her free time to do what-ever her heart desired...
But WAIT! That's hot. We as moms are not only tired, (I have 3), and doing in my opinion ''the hardest job ever'' we are deprived, of time for ourselves, weather it be spent sleeping, dishes, cleaning - oh, the choices we as moms have for are free time.
Now, we have been given the opportunity to rise to the occasion of doing what we loved to do. Pre-mommy days. Kinda like a kinky spa day. Ok, so I take mothering very seriously, and really could not wait to share, ask questions and basically communicate with another mothers about the trials of rearing our brats, ways to find time to have to ourselves, inventive ways to keep our bodies and minds grounded, all while on an adult set where I could also ask the current list of sex questions, the latest and best lubes for getting all those cocks in one hole, the studs I must not miss, things like that.
Well. My first few MILF movies were just boy/girl and I was the only scene shot that day, so I was kinda ripped off on meeting my fellow MILFs.
Then, I show up on my first girl/girl set of a MILF edition. I was excited. Who would I work with? What Mommies would I get to share conversation with? Miss Ginger Lynn! Yayyy! Ginger was my partner for the day. Now here was a mom, a loving, amazing mom. We talked of schools, camps, sports, kids, life... it was truly amazing, perfect!
Then we got nasty, and boy! You could tell we both loved it, needed it, and Wanted it! Our bodies, beautiful mom bodies, obviously not perfect, but yes - perfect MILFs. We kissed, fucked, she even peed on me, so hungry and sexual. But may I add, after we were done we both had children on our minds, and we cleaned up and were back to being moms.
Now, MY ISSUE is THIS: Why was every other female on that MILF set... NOT A MOM? No Kids, No Hunger as I Had, No Flaws in Their Physical Appearance, No Dark Rings Under Their Eyes From Being Up All Night with a Sick Child, No Grueling Schedule, Up At 6AM, Making Breakfast, Up Till the Wee Hours of the Am, Just to Keep Up with the Laundry? No worries of finding good childcare if a shoot runs over schedule. Why? How these are these girls, with their perfect tans, bodies, nails, wardrobe, passing themselves off to be moms?
Oh I See - technically, by porn standards, if your over 25, you are automatically a MILF? No need for children, or the grueling schedule, or that hunger, that sexy need, a true mom has.
Ok, so why not just call it over 25? Either that or be Real. Keep the MILF status for those who deserve it. The True MILFs. The Masters of Mothering, the Deprived Souls Who Put Themselves Last, 24/7. For the Sake of Their Offspring. To Me, THAT'S What I Thought a MILF was. Not some hot chick, tanned, rested, and obviously in no need of sex.
Damn. All these older women, Cougars (imo) are great, sexy, but Fuck Me if you Think They Have a Schedule Anything Close to Mine as a Mother. A True MILF in My Opinion, Shame On you Guys, Very miss-leading.
I'm now proud to be a Mom, a MILF. A Wonderful Person Who Actually has the Best of Both Worlds.
[I agree with Debi. TECHNICALLY a MILF is your friend's mom you'd do in a heartbeat. Since no one is portrayed as younger than 18 in adult movies, the kid would be 18 at the youngest and the mom wouldn't have gotten pregnant until 18, thus a MILF can not be younger than 36. I just saw a screener where a 20 year old was being called a MILF. To those making that product: You people are idiots! -Ed.]