April 27, 2009 07:17pm
May Masturbation Month
Source: Dr Susan Block Institute
by: Company Press Release
April Showers Bring May…Masturbation! May is Masturbation Month! So, make sure you have enough toys, lotion, tissues, AA batteries and wild sexual fantasies to last you all 31 days.
Masturbation is fun, sexy, healthy and safe. Do it alone, with your partner, with your friends, while you’re bored in rush hour traffic, in a tree, on a train, out at sea or in the rain.
Some of Dr. Suzy’s articles on the subject:
Merry Masturbation Month (from May, 2008)
Jack ‘n Jill-Off Jam
My First Orgasm
Masturbation Month Special: Hitachi Magic Wand
''If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter'' George Carlin
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''Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love'' Woody Allen
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Plutarch writes of Chrysippus praising Diogenes for masturbating himself in the middle of the marketplace, and for saying to the bystanders: ''Would to Heaven that by rubbing my stomach in the same fashion, I could satisfy my hunger.''
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