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March 24, 2009 01:33am
MWA: Shyla Stylez, Inari Vachs
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This time around, I spent an evening with a beautiful friend whom I hadn't seen for quite a while. I also spent an evening with another beautiful friend that I hadn't seen for an much longer period of time. Everybody will just have to read my entire column if they want to know of what I am speaking. So, let the discussion begin without any further ado.

Shyla Stylez

Thursday, March 19Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to spend the evening with Shyla Stylez and to observe her one show. (This was one of those slow Thursday nights when Sal wisely decided to only put Shyla on stage the one time, then have her do an extra show on Friday or Saturday night.)

To start this show, Shyla wore a black top hat with a red hat band. She also wore a sheer black top that was really too short to be called a midriff top. The top had a deeply plunging V-neckline and half sleeves. Each sleeve had a good-sized black bow on it. Shyla additionally wore a short, sheer black, skirt-like piece of material. Beneath her top, Shyla wore a black bra that was trimmed with lines of red and had a small red bow between the breasts cups. Under the skirt-like piece, she wore a pair of black bikini panties that were trimmed with lines of red and had a red bow on each hip. On her legs, Shyla wore a pair of black, knee-high, fishnet hose with a little red bow on each one. For footwear, Shyla wore a pair of not quite knee-high black boots with spike heels and platform soles of moderate height.

This show was performed to, ''Stiff Kittens,'' by Blaqk Audio, ''I Don't Care,'' by Fall Out Boy, ''I Kissed a Girl,'' by Katy Perry, and, ''Rag Doll,'' by Aerosmith.

With a little time and experience, Shyla has become a very good feature dancer who commits excellent interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.

Shyla Stylez stands five feet, three inches tall, weighs one hundred eight pounds and her measurements are 36DD-23-32. She additionally has waist-length blonde hair and green eyes.

Shyla is not only a beautiful woman, but she is very friendly, has a great personality, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans! In my personal opinion, she is a lot of fun to be around.

If anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see Shyla perform and to meet her in person, they should do so by all means!

Shyla can be checked out at: ShylaStylezVIP.com

Inari Vachs

Friday, March 20Th, I drove up to Charlie's Topless Angels, in Hesperia, to spend the evening with my dear friend Inari Vachs and to observe both of her shows.

At the beginning of her first show, Inari wore a black lace corset with evenly spaced, thin, vertical white stripes all the way around it. She also wore a black see through mini-skirt with a wide band of black lace around the bottom hem. In addition to the corset, Inari wore a black bra that was decorated with something that sparkled on the breast cups. I couldn't tell for certain if it was sequins or some sort of stones. Beneath her mini- skirt, Inari wore a pair of black bikini panties that were decorated with narrow strips of pink lace around the top edge and both leg holes. On her feet, Inari wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The tops of the shoes were no more than a couple of straps that held them to her feet.

Inari opened this show to, ''Nasty Naughty Boy.'' She also danced to, ''Ain't No Other Man.'' I didn't recognize her other song, and neither Inari nor the DJ could remember what the title was. All three of these songs were performed by Christina Aguilera.

For her last show of the evening, Inari wore a wide piece of black lace material that was tied around her chest. She also wore a long skirt-like piece of clothing that really defies description other than that it was clear, as in more-or-less colorless, and peppered with little white flowers. The skirt thing was held in place by a wide, black lace, band. Beneath everything else, Inari wore a black lace bikini-style bra and a pair of black thong panties. For footwear, Inari wore absolutely nothing. That's right, she danced onto the stage barefooted, and I do mean danced. Inari's performances are delightful in that she is one of those feature dancers who can actually dance, and quite well, I might add.

Inari performed this show to, ''Oye Como Va,'' ''Black Magic Woman,'' ''Corazon Espinado,'' and, ''Smooth,'' all performed by Santana.

Inari performs well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail squatters is very good indeed!

Speaking of interaction, a few minutes into her first show, Inari suddenly noticed me sitting at the tip rail. As soon as she saw me, she stopped what she was doing, hurried over to me, knelt down, hugged and kissed me, and spoke with me for a moment or two. I think anybody who was paying attention could have guessed that Inari and I have known each other for quite some time now.

Inari is five feet four and three quarter inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds and measures 32B-24-35 I/2. I might add that in all the years I have known Inari, she has aged very little if she has aged at all.

Inari Vachs is quite a lovely woman, who is very intelligent, extremely friendly, has a terrific sense of humor, is very well spoken, and loves to have fun and laugh. She also loves to meet and speak with her fans.

Inari told me that she plans to start featuring again about once a month. So, if anybody learns that she is going to be appearing in a club near them, by all means, get out of the house and go see her perform and meet her in person. I can't see how anybody in their right mind could possibly be disappointed about an evening spent in the presence of Inari Vachs.

Check Inari out at: XXXInari.com

As long as people are browsing the Internet, Inari would like for them to take a look at: PacificCoastPirates.com

At this point, I would like to take the time to say a little more about Charlie's Topless Angels. Now that I have been there three times, this club is really starting to grow on me. Yes, it is an industrial warehouse type of building that a lot of effort has been given to make it a strip club. However, the beauty and the friendliness of the dancers and the waitresses, plus the friendly hospitality of the staff, tends to cause a person to soon forget, or even care, what type of a building the club in located in. Charlie's is a great place to have a good time!

If Charlie's were closer to my house, and if I were still a drinking man, I would no doubt spend more time there simply to hang out.

If anybody finds themselves in the Hesperia/Victorville area with time on their hands, I would definitely recommend that they locate this club and check it out. I'm certain they would enjoy themselves.

A Wasted Saturday

The last time I spoke with Victoria Valentina, I told her that I would go to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend an evening with her this last weekend if I possibly could. I had planned to keep my word and go see Victoria Saturday evening, March 22ND, but a problem arose.

Thursday morning, I started getting a cramp, spasm, or what ever it is, deep in the right side of my lower back. As time went by, it got worse. By the time Saturday afternoon rolled around, every time I moved or took a step, an excruciating pain would shoot through my back.

Since my car has a five speed manual transmission, I didn't feel that it would be safe to make the eighty-three mile drive from my house to the Oxnard Rhino and back, so I reluctantly stayed home. (I am still having the back problem as I type this, and it is now early Monday morning.)

I do apologize to Victoria, and Nikki Jayne as well, for not being able to see them this time around. They both know that I think the world of them, and I'm certain they will both understand.

That will do it for another week. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue to speak of some of the sexiest women in the world! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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