March 19, 2009 03:37pm
MWA: Jesse Jane, Casey Parker, Shy Love, Mikayla Mendez
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was a long weekend that started with one of the biggest adult film stars active in the industry today and ended with a very hot, extra spicy, Wicked Pictures contract star. If anybody wishes to know what I am speaking of, they will need to continue reading all the way to the bottom of this column. So get started already!
Wednesday evening, March 11Th, I drove out to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, in Redlands, to say hello to Jesse Jane and to observe her final show. Actually, I also saw part of her first show of the evening, but only about the last ten to fifteen seconds of it.
The problem was that I was speaking with my truck driving son on the phone, and I failed to hear my Garmin GPS unit say, ''arriving at Hustler Club Redlands on the left.'' On the map, it appeared that the little checkered flag was on the right side of the road, so I look to my right. I ended up driving around in circles for several minutes, before I finally spotted the club.
Oddly enough, I had driven by the club two or three times, and I had seen everything on the left hand side of the street except the Hustler Club, and it was the most lit-up building. How I could have missed it so many times, I haven't a clue.
For her final show, Jesse Jane wore a black, low crowned, cowboy hat with a wide gold hatband and a five pointed silver star in the front, all of which was made from small sequins. She also wore a black, long-sleeved, open in the front, bolero-style jacket. The sleeves of the jacket had long fringe made of metal chains set with many sparkling diamond-like settings. They also had five pointed stars made from small silver sequins down their entire length. Additionally, Jesse Jane wore an extremely sexy pair of black chaps. The legs of the chaps had the same fringe and star arrangements all the way down. Next came a black bra with two of the same sort of stars on each breast cup and a black thong with one big five pointed star in the front. This star was also made from small silver sequins. And finally, she wore a pair of black, knee-high, high heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.
The first song for this show was Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy.'' (I think it may have been a remix.) I did not recognize the second song, and the third song was, ''Wanted Dead or Alive,'' by Bon Jovi. I haven't a clue as to want the fourth song was. Since Jesse Jane was tossing out the give-aways to this last song, all I heard was lot of drums, when the DJ wasn't hyping up the crowd.
I would have asked Jesse Jane about her music, but the club was so crowded and chaotic, and Jesse Jane was so busy, I didn't want to bother her about it. In fact, about all I wanted to do after the show ended was to tell Jesse Jane goodnight and head home, which I did.
I have come to the realization that this was the first time I have seen Jesse Jane feature dance since her debut back in December 2005. I wrote at that time that I was a little bit disappointed by her lack of up close and personal customer interaction. I also predicted that it would improve as she gained experience. Man, did I ever hit that nail square on the head! On this night, her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was practically off the charts, and it was with men and women alike! Women that didn't even have a seat at the tip rail were crowding around the stage for a chance to place a dollar bill between their teeth in hopes of having Jesse Jane's breasts shoved into their faces, or her lips on their lips. They were not disappointed. Jesse Jane got around to every one of them!
I couldn't believe how packed the club was. It has been quite a while, since I have seen a club that crowded. And since two different people told me that it usually isn't so crowded as it was on this night, I can only assume that Jesse Jane's one night, two show, appearance was what packed them in.
Unfortunately, all things were so hectic at the club, I couldn't possibly speak with Jesse Jane long enough to ask about her physical statistics. However, according to Wikipedia.org, Jesse Jane's website, and my eyes, she has blonde hair. According to Wikipedia.org, she has hazel eyes, but per her website, she has green eyes. I believe I will trust her website over Wikipedia. Also according to Wikipedia, she stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred seventeen pounds, and her measurements are 34D-23-34.
Not only is Jesse Jane a beautiful, sexy, woman, but she is highly intelligent and has a very sweet and bubbly personality. Needless-to-say, she is quite well spoken, extremely friendly, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.
Jesse Jane is an absolute angel. No, wait a minute, she is better than an angel, because she also knows how to be a naughty lady in the most delightful and fun ways possible!
With experience gained, Jesse Jane has become an excellent feature dancer, and I do highly recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I don't see any way that they could ever be disappointed by the experience.
Check Jesse Jane out at: JesseJane.com
In regard to this particular Hustler Club, I found it to be a very nice looking club inside and out. I feel that it is a comfortable place to hang out and watch the dancers.
Speaking of the dancers, this club has lots of beautiful dancers. Even all of the waitresses were hotter that a bunch of two dollar pistols! And, everybody should see the smoking hot young woman who was collecting cover charges at the front door.
I found the dancers and the staff at this club to be quite friendly and helpful. All in all, I will have no qualms about returning to this club to see feature dancers in the future. (I am tempted to return some evening just to flirt with the lovely young lady at the door, even if there were no feature that evening.)
Thursday evening, March 12Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to observe Casey Parker's first show of the evening. (I had originally thought about staying for both shows, but I began to feel really tired around midnight and decided to call it a night.)
At the start of the one show I did observe, Casey carried a small, white, inflatable sheep onto the stage, and she wore a pink nightcap style head covering. She also wore a ruffled black mini-skirt with a wide strip of ruffled white lace around the bottom hem. Next, she wore a pink corselet with four straps that held a pair of mid-thigh length white hose in place. Beneath the skirt, Casey wore a pair of pink panties, and for footwear, she wore a pair of black, spike-heeled, pumps.
Casey performed this show to, ''I Want to Fuck you Like an Animal,'' by Nine Inch Nails, ''Mary Had a Little Lamb,'' by Stevie Ray Vaughn, ''Fantasy,'' by Mariah Carey, and ''Lady Marmalade,'' from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, performed by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya and Pink.
Casey performed so well on stage as most, and on this evening, she committed very good interaction with the tip rail squatters.
Ms. Parker is friendly, a good conversationalist, interesting to chat with and she appears to enjoy meeting and speaking with her fans.
This real life surfer girl stands five feet two inches tall, and weighs one hundred ten pounds. Casey has told me in the past that she has a 34A bust line, but that she wasn't certain what her waist and hip measurements were. I also have not had any luck in finding her measurements anywhere on the Internet. (Maybe I should start carrying a tape measure with me everywhere I go.)
In my opinion, Casey is worth the drive to a local club to see her perform and to meet her in person given the opportunity.
Pay Casey a visit at: CaseyParker.com
Friday night, March 13Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Shy Love and to observe all three of her shows. Yes, I actually got the the club in time for the first show even though I ran a bit late. In fact, due to her getting caught up in some heavily congested traffic, I actually got to the club about five minutes ahead of Shy.
Even though Shy got to the club later than planned, professional that she is, she was in costume and ready to go on stage right on time!
To begin her first show, Shy wore a black nurse costume that consisted of a nurse's style cap and a short-sleeved mini-dress that came closer to being a long jacket than a short dress. The cap had a black cross in the middle of a red ball that was located in the middle of the front of the cap. The mini-dress was made of black latex, and it had a red ball with a black cross in the middle of it over the left breast. The dress was trimmed with narrow lines of red. Beneath the dress, Shy wore a light blue bra trimmed with narrow strips of black lace and a pair of light blue thong-style panties that would almost qualify as a G-string. The panties had about an inch wide band of black lace around the top edge. finishing out this costume was a pair of black, mid-thigh length, high-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.
This show was performed to, ''Coming Undone,'' by Korn I believe. I was told that the second song was, ''Don't Stay Head Strong.'' However, I am having no luck finding such a song on the Internet. I have found, ''Don't Stay,'' and, Headstrong,'' but too much time has gone by for me to figure it out. Shy's final song was, ''Getting Away with Murder,'' by PA Roach it would appear.
For her second show, Shy wore a dark navy blue overseas cap trimmed with red piping and a red star in front. Next, she wore a short-waisted, long-sleeved, dark navy blue jacket with epaulets on the shoulders. The jacket had three loops of black and white braid hanging on the right shoulder, and it was also decorated with red piping and brass buttons. The jacket was additionally trimmed with short, white, fringe around the bottom hem and had a small red star just above two white stripes around the wrist area of each sleeve.
With the jacket, Shy wore a very short, dark navy blue, mini-skirt with a fake pocket flap on each side. The mini-skirt was also trimmed with brass buttons, red piping, and short, white, fringe around the bottom hem. The skirt also had a white, webbed, belt, about one inch wide, with a brass buckle. Beneath the jacket, Shy wore a dark navy blue bra that was also decorated with red piping and short, white, fringe. On the bra was a patch that said U. S. Navy over the right breast, and a patch that said rear admiral over the left breast. Under the skirt, Shy wore a black thong that was, once again, decorated with red piping and a small red star on the back panel, what little there was of it. For footwear, Shy wore the same boots she wore for her first show.
Shy performed this show to, ''Personal Jesus,'' and, ''Tainted Love,'' both by Marilyn Manson, and, ''Feuer Frie,'' by the German rock band, Rammstein.
At the start of her final show, Shy wore a short-waisted, long-sleeved, light brown jacket. Underneath the jacket, she wore a black bra that was decorated with a good number of gold sequins. In addition, she wore black thong-like panties and a gold-colored belt around her waist. On her feet, Shy wore the same boots that she wore in the first two shows. I didn't mind a bit. Those boots worked very well with all three costumes.
During this show, Shy danced to, ''American Badass,'' by Kid Rock, I think, ''Faith,'' (I couldn't find this one on the Internet, so don't quote me.) and, ''the Beautiful People,'' by Marilyn Manson.
Shy Love performs well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail residents is always quite good.
Once again, I neglected to ask Shy about her physical statistics; therefore, I shall again have to go with what I found on the Internet a while back. According to what I found, Shy stands five feet, five inches tall and measures 36C-24-34. She also has dark hair and dark eyes. Shy is one very sexy and exotic looking Hispanic beauty.
Shy is quite smart, a good conversationalist, very friendly, and she does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
I highly recommend that everybody should get out to a nearby club to see Shy perform and to meet her in person any time they are given the opportunity. I do not believe anybody could possibly be disappointed that they did so.
Get to know Shy at: ShyLoveXXX.com
Saturday night, March 14Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Mikayla Mendez and to observe her last two shows of the engagement.
Yes, as usual, I got hung up at home and didn't make it to the club until about a half and hour before Mikayla's second show of the evening.
At the start of her second show, the first that I saw, Mikayla pranced onto the stage wearing her hair in pigtails and carrying a small, blue and white, inflatable plastic baseball bat and a large inflatable plastic baseball. For a costume, she wore a blue baseball cap with LA spelled out in silver sequins on the front. She also wore a short-sleeved white shirt with the name, ''Dodgers,'' in blue, on the front. Once she had removed the shirt, she was wearing what appeared to be a pair of self-adhesive decals, with L a on them, on her breasts as pasties. She was also wearing blue bikini-like bottoms that had a cloth belt that was the same shade of blue.
On her legs, Mikayla wore a pair of knee-length white athletic socks with three blue stripes around the top of each sock. (I couldn't tell for certain, and I forgot to ask Mikayla about it later, but I think she may have been wearing a pair of black knee pads, with sparkly stuff on them, under the socks.) for footwear, she wore a pair of the highest topped tennis sneakers I've ever seen. If fact, they were just short of being knee-length. They were more like boots than tennis shoes. These, ''tennis shoe boots,'' were laced up the front with white laces.
Mikayla performed this show to, ''Baby I'm Back,'' by Baby Bash featuring Akon, ''Turning Me On,'' by Keri Hilson featuring Lil' Wayne, ''On the Hotline,'' by Pretty Ricky, and ''Kiss Kiss,'' by Chris Brown featuring T-Pain.
For her final show, Mikayla again wore her hair in pigtails and carried a long sucker and a teddy bear onto the stage. She also wore a white bow in her hair on the left side of her pretty head. She additionally wore a low cut, slightly ruffled, white mini-dress. The dress had thin shoulder straps and a black bow between her breasts. Beneath the dress, she wore a black crinoline petticoat and a pair of black panties. On her feet, Mikayla wore a pair of white ankle socks, with a band of lace at the top, and a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, shoes with platform soles of moderate height.
This show was performed to, ''Sex and Candy,'' by Marcy Playground, ''Doll Parts,'' by Hole, and, ''Darling Nikki,'' by Foo Fighters.
Mikayla performs well, and she always commits very good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail. In fact, during one of her shows on this night, she even came down from the stage to play around with some of the customers who were too cheap, or perhaps too shy, to sit at the tip rail.
Speaking of customer interaction, while I believe I'll keep the details to myself, on this night Mikayla convinced me once and for all that she truly likes and trusts me with all of the extra special attention she paid to me. No, we did not have sex. If I were that lucky, I would have already won the lottery, and I would have beautiful women coming out of the woodwork and trying to get my attention!
Mikayla is a beautiful and very sexy-looking Hispanic woman who stands five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-nine pounds, and she has told me in the past that her measurements are 32D-28-36. I feel that her bust measurement looks to be more like around 34, but I'm not going to argue with a woman so hot as Mikayla!
In addition to being very beautiful, Mikayla is also very sweet, extremely friendly, and she is a world of fun to speak and flirt with, especially when she knows a person. She also enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans!
I want everybody to get out to a club to see Mikayla Mendez perform and to meet her in person the very first opportunity they get. I can't see how anybody could possibly not enjoy the experience!
Apparently, there still isn't an official website for Mikayla. However, some very good photos of her can still be found at: LADirectModels.com There are also a lot of unofficial sites to be found on the Internet that have quite a few interesting photos of Mikayla. One that I've seen is: BustyMikayla.com.
Okay, I do believe that will be a wrap for another week. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of hot, sexy, gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,