March 11, 2009 01:08pm
MWA: Teri Weigel, Mika Tan, Bridgette B
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This week, my column will range from a beautiful, sexy, native of Florida to a sizzling hot native of Spain! And, it will also include one of the sexiest Asian-Americans anybody could ever hope to meet! So, let us get to it without any further needless delay!
Thursday, March 5Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Teri Weigel and to observe both of her shows.
To begin her first show, Teri wore a see through black lace thing that was like a low cut midriff blouse with elbow length sleeves, for lack of a better description, and an almost non-existent, tight, mini-skirt also made of see through black lace.
Teri did something a bit different during this show in that she never went onto the stage. That's right, she performed the entire show out on the floor with the customers! Therefore, I never got a good look at her shows.
I think I later asked Teri about the shoes, and I believe she was still wearing them during her first signing. If so, I neglected to write the information down in my note book, and I am now suffering from, ''CRS.'' (for the uninitiated, ''CRS,'' means can't remember sh*t.)
Teri performed this show to, ''Wait a Little While,'' by Kenny Loggins, ''Game of Love,'' by Santana, ''Wild Thing,'' by Sam Kinison, ''Y.M.C.A.,'' by the Village People, and she exited the show to, ''Crazy Bitch,'' by Buckcherry. (I have reported a few times now that Teri has performed to, ''Wild Thing,'' by the Troggs. Apparently that is what I get for making assumptions. On this night I took the time to ask instead of guessing.)
For her second show, Teri wore a bikini that was completely covered with silver sequins. (Those sequins tended to look as if they were a mixture of silver and black sequins depending on how the stage lighting was hitting them at the moment. And, the effect was ever changing.) for footwear, Teri chose a pair of black, sandal-like, shoes with stiletto heels.
This show was performed to, ''The Dope Show,'' and, ''User Friendly,'' both by Marilyn Manson. songs repeated Teri spends a lot of time on the cordless microphone when she performs this show. A person would have to see the show to understand.
I have reviewed Teri so many times in the past it is pathetic. However, since there just might be at least one person reading my column for the first time, I will go ahead and attempt to write as if it were the first time.
Teri stands five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds and measures 34DD-22-33.
Teri is not only a beautiful former Playboy Playmate, she is one of the nicest, most friendly, most intelligent, sweetest, most fun-loving and most generous women I have ever had the pleasure of knowing in my entire life!
For an example of Teri's generosity, she frequently brings hamburgers and sandwiches to the club for the house dancers, and she pays for the food out of her own pocket! I have even known of Teri giving costumes she has tired of to house dancers who are her size!
Now when it comes to interaction, Teri's interaction is off the charts, and not just with the tip rail customers. It is a cold day in hell, whenever Teri does not come down off the stage to play with the customers who were unable to get a seat at the tip rail, or were simply too cheap to do so. Many times, as she did at the start of the first show of this night, Teri will start the show on the floor going around and playing with the customers, first around the tip rail, then expanding out into other areas of the club.
By the way, the house dancers are never safe from Teri's affections; therefore, if a house dancer is as straight as a string and somewhat homophobic, she had better find someplace to hid during Teri's shows!
Teri Weigel is an absolute must see. So, I do not want to hear of anybody ever deliberately passed up an opportunity to go out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. It will be one of the most unique experiences of their lives!
Visit Teri at: TotallyTeri.com
Friday evening, March 6Th, I drove up to Charlie's Topless Angels, in Hesperia, California, to finally meet Mika Tan and to observe both of her shows.
What a sweetheart Mika turned out to be. What a beauty she is as well as looking very young. Mika doesn't even look to be twenty-one, but she is. Well, she's a little more than twenty-one, but not a lot.
Mika has black hair and dark brown eyes. She is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds, and measures 36D-27-38. That all makes for one delicious looking package!
Not only is Mika a beautiful Asian-American woman, I found her to be extremely friendly, smart and giving. Plus she is a blast to be around and chat with. She also has a great sense of humor. As if all that wasn't enough, Mika has a very bubbly, fun loving, personality!
At the start of her first show of the evening, Mika pranced onto the stage carrying a small, red and white, plastic tool box. She wore her hair in dog ears and wore a white visor on her head. She also wore a short, red and white, ''Home Depot,'' style apron, but instead of the logo on her chest saying, ''Home Depot,'' it said, ''The Ho Depot.'' Around her waist, Mika wore a tool belt complete with several plastic tools. Additionally, Mika wore a pair of white bikini bottoms, a pair of black knee pads, white socks and a pair of high-topped, tan-colored, work-style shoes.
At point, Mika pulled out a fairly long dildo which she proceeded to play around with. When she tired of playing alone, she pulled a young woman who was celebrating her birthday up onto the stage. She then had the lady grip the handle of the dildo between her thighs and proceeded to deep throat the dildo. Following that, she simulated sex with the lady and the dildo in various positions.
This show was performed to, ''She Works Hard for the Money,'' by Donna Summer. Beyond that, I haven't a clue. I just know that it was rock and possibly some hip-hop music.
The problem was the fact that Mika performed to so many songs, and everybody was so busy after the show, I decided not to bother to ask any questions about the music, and I didn't recognize any of them beyond the first one.
To begin her second show, Mika danced onto the stage carrying a large plastic club and wearing a fur headdress with two curved horns on the top. Under the headdress, she wore a white hair clip (band?) that was decorated with a strip of ruffled white lace. She also wore a bra, a short skirt, for lack of a better description, and knee-high leggings that were made from white fur-like material that was highlighted with blotches of light brown. In addition, Mika wore a bear claw necklace and a white thong that would almost qualify as a G-string. Finishing out the costume was a pair of high top, tan-colored, high-heeled shoes with platform soles. Actually, the heels and the soles were a one solid piece.
During this show, the same house dancer climbed onto the stage with Mika twice. The first time, they simulated girl/girl sex in several different ways. (not all of the action may have been all that simulated.)
The second time the dancer climbed onto the stage, Mika pulled out her dildo again. Yes, Mika ended up doing deep throat on the dildo again, and I can't even begin to describe everything else they did with that dildo. You had to be there.
I couldn't tell for certain from where I was sitting, and given the dim lighting, but I do believe that at one point Mika penetrated herself with the dildo and had the dancer help her have a lot of fun with it, once again in at least a few different ways.
Mika opened this show with, ''Wild Thing.'' I could be wrong, but from the sound and the risque lyrics, I believe it was Sam Kinison's version. After that, I haven't a clue for all the same reasons as the first show.
I intend to mention Mika to a few club managers I know in hopes of being able to see her perform and to spend some more time with her just as soon as possible!
Now if I am dying to see her again, the sooner the better, than I can't think of a single reason why anybody else should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. If they don't enjoy the experience, they must already be dead!
It would appear that MikaTan.com is in the process of being revamped. However, until it is back up and running, Mika can be found on MySpace at: MySpace.com/MikaTan
Saturday, March 7Th, I went to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to spend the evening with, ''the Spanish Doll of Porn,'' Bridgette B., and to observe all three of her shows. (Yes, I actually made it to a club to catch the first show of the evening for a change!)
For her first show, Bridgette wore a red plaid vest with suit jacket-like lapels and a black back panel. She also wore a pleated, black, mini-skirt. Beneath the skirt, she wore a black G-string, and on her feet, she wore a pair of above knee-length red boots with stiletto heels and platform soles.
This show was performed to, ''Like Me,'' by Girlicious, ''Circus,'' by Britney Spears, and, ''Paralyzer,'' by Finger Eleven.
To begin her second show, Bridgette carried a long rope onto the stage and wore a black leather cowboy hat. She additionally wore a black tank top style top that tied in the front resulting in a deeply plunging V neckline. With the top, she wore a pair of red, black, and white plaid short-shorts. From the waist of the shorts and down her left thigh hung a blue bandana that was trimmed with white lines. Beneath the top and the shorts, Bridgette wore a red bra and no panties. (How I love it!) for footwear, Bridgette wore a pair of above knee-length, black, stiletto-heeled boots. The boots had a sequence of four straps with small buckles on the outsides of the shafts.
Bridgette opened this show to Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy.'' as for her second and third songs, I was having so much fun watching Bridgette, that I neglected to pay attention, and I never got a chance to ask her about them.
At the start of her final show, Bridgette carried a black cat-o'-nine-tails whip onto the stage, and she wore a form fitting red mask that covered the upper half of her beautiful face. In addition to the mask, Bridgette wore a red bra. Around her waist, she wore a one and a half inch wide black leather belt decorated with lots of metal studs and several metal eyelets. Finishing the costume was a black G-string and what appeared to be the same boots she wore during her second show.
Bridgette's interaction with the tip rail customers was quite good, as it usually is.
I didn't recognize any of the three songs Bridgette performed this show to, and, once again, I never got an opportunity to ask her about them.
Some people might ask, ''Why didn't you ask the DJ about Bridgette's music?'' I would have, if I could have. Unfortunately, at this club, there are only two ways to get to the DJ booth. You either have to go through the house dancers dressing room, or you must walk across the stage.
While I am fairly well-known at this club, I don't believe I'm known well enough to climb onto the stage and walk to the booth without getting into trouble. And, I know that I would be in a world of trouble, if I attempted to go into the back and enter the dancers' dressing room!
Bridgett spend some time in the signing area before and after her first show. Unfortunately, not a single person came over to meet her, much less to buy anything from her. That was their loss and my gain, because it enabled Bridgette and I to spend quite a bit of time chatting and getting to know each other a bit better. Did I enjoy it? Is a hog's butt made of pork!? Heck yes, I loved it!
Bridgette has become a very good feature dancer in a short time. Therefore, she is well worth the drive to a nearby, or even a not so nearby, club to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, nobody should allow the door to hit them in the butt on their way out of the house at their earliest opportunity!
Bridgette is five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 34C-26-34. And, she has long blonde hair again. (Some time last year, Bridgette had to dye her hair brunette for a movie part. While it looked good, I do believe I prefer her as a blonde.)
In addition to being a beautiful woman, Bridgette has a really nice personality, plus she can hold her own in an intelligent conversation. She also has a good sense of humor, and she truly enjoys meeting her fans.
Check Bridgette out at: BridgetteB.com
That is going to do it for another week. Let's all return to this same locale the next time and continue the discussion of hot, gorgeous, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,