March 04, 2009 09:34am
MWA: Kayla Carrera, Nikki Jayne, Lexi Lamour, Renee Perez
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was a weekend filled with four feature dancers, an unexpected past acquaintance, and lots of good entertainment, including some hot, simulated, girl/girl action. Is anybody curious enough to read on? Then by all means, please do so.
Thursday, February 19Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to meet Kayla Carrera and to observe her first show of the evening.
To start the show, Kayla wore a piece of filmy, black, material that wrapped around her back, crisscrossed over her breasts, and tied behind her neck. This wrap around piece was somewhat covered with small, gold-colored, studs and medallions. Kayla wore another piece of the same material, also covered with the gold-colored studs and medallions, that wrapped around her waist. Beneath the two wrap around pieces, Kayla wore a black bikini bra that was decorated with more gold-colored medallions and a black thong. For footwear, she wore a pair of black, above knee-length, stiletto-heeled boots with platform soles of moderate height.
Kayla performed this show to, ''Anonymous,'' by Bobby Valentino, ''Disturbia,'' by Rihanna, ''All Around Me,'' by Fly Leaf, ''in the Air Tonight,'' by Non Point, and, ''Promiscuous,'' by Nelly Furtado.
Kayla pulled her friend, adult film starlet and fellow LA Direct Models client, Riley Evans up onto the stage about the middle of the show. She then proceeded to strip Riley to the waist. Once Riley was nude to the waist, the ladies obviously had a lot of fun simulating some girl/girl action. (I'm not all that certain that all of the action was entirely simulated.)
The very lovely Kayla stands five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-eight pounds and measures 34C-25-36.
A mixture of Spanish, Filipino, German, Irish, and Native American blood courses through Kayla's veins making her a very exotic-looking beauty to behold indeed!
In addition to being a sexy beauty, I found Kayla to be extremely friendly and quite articulate. It seems obvious to me that Kayla truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Additionally, Kayla performs well on stage. Therefore, I can't think of a single excuse for anybody ever passing up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Kayla perform and to meet her in person.
While I have not been able to find an official website for Kayla, I did see a good number of sites that contain photos of her. There are also some photos of her to be found on: LADirectModels.com
Also in the audience during Kayla's show were Derek Hay, the man behind LA Direct Models, and veteran adult film star, men's magazine model, and feature dancer, Lisa Lipps.
I have known Lisa Lipps for quite a few years, and I owe her a lot. Had I not discovered Lisa's website back in February 1998, then gone to a club not quite three weeks later to meet her in person, I might not have ever set foot inside of a gentlemen's club, and I almost certainly wouldn't be writing this column at this very moment! Thank you Lisa for putting me on the path to all of this craziness. It is one heck of a great and fun ride!
After saying goodnight to Kayla and everybody, I no doubt broke every speed law on the books, as I raced up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Nikki Jayne and to catch her last show of the evening.
For this show, Nikki wore a stylized black police hat and sunglasses, as well as a short-sleeved white top. Now I wouldn't call it a midriff top, but it was somewhat short in how much of Nikki it covered. The top had black, latex vinyl, bands at the bottom edge of the sleeves and also black, latex vinyl, panels that went from just above her breasts, over her shoulders, and down her back an equal distance. Additionally, Nikki wore a wide, latex vinyl, utility-style belt complete with handcuffs and a black night stick. She also wore a black, latex vinyl, mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, she wore a pair of white panties.
I don't want to call the panties a thong, but then I really don't want to call them T-back panties either. In my opinion, they were somewhere in between. However, most of the material in the back succeeded in disappearing between her beautiful buns!
Finishing out Nikki's costume was a pair of above knee-length black boots with spike heels and platform soles.
Nikki performed this show to, ''Satisfaction,'' by Benny Benassi, I believe, ''Every Rose has Its Thorn,'' by Poison, and, ''Legs,'' by ZZ Top.
Nikki does a very good job on stage, plus she is a beautiful woman who is very sweet, friendly, and a lot of fun to chat with. Yes, I would have to say that Nikki truly enjoys meeting her fans.
Speaking of Nikki being beautiful, she stands five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred forty pounds and measures 34C-26-34. This all makes for one gorgeous body!
Nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to see Nikki perform and to meet her in person. The experience will be well worth the trip to a club, especially if the club is close to home.
Take a good, long, look at Nikki at: NikkiJayne.com She can also be found at: MySpace.com/NikkiJayneVivid
Friday night, February 20Th, I drove up to a club called Charlie's Topless Angels, in Hesperia, to say hello to Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage, and to observe both of Lexi's shows of the evening.
Unfortunately, between a later start than planned, and heavy traffic on parts of the 210 and the I-15 freeways, I didn't arrive until about the start of Lexi's last song of the first show. Of course, I stayed for the second show.
When I did arrive at the club, most of Lexi's costume was lying on the floor at the back end of the stage. From what I could see, it appeared to be a dark red trimmed with a lot of ruffled white material.
As for Lexi, she was wearing a red bra, a red thong, and a pair of silver- colored shoes with stiletto heels.
All I can say about Lexi's final song, the only one I heard any part of, is that it was a rock number.
For her last show, Lexi wore a black necktie and a white blouse. The blouse had the words, ''Good Girl,'' spelled out on the back in big red letters. The blouse had short sleeves decorated with a black band around the bottom and a thin gold stripe though the middle of the black.
Lexi also wore a mini-skirt. I asked Lexi about the colors of the mini-skirt after the show. It was very hard to hear anything over the entirely too loud music, but if I heard correctly, Lexi said that the mini-skirt consisted of black, navy blue, and green squares separated by lines of gold.
Under the mini-skirt, Lexi wore a white crinoline petticoat that was decorated with several horizontal lines of gold that wrapped all the way around. Beneath everything else, Lexi wore a red bra that was decorated with little gold sequins and a red thong. If I remember correctly, she finished this costume off with a pair of gold-colored, stiletto-heeled, shoes. (for some odd reason, I neglected to write any notes about Lexi's footwear for this show.)
This show was performed to, ''When I Grow Up,'' by the Pussy Cat Dolls, ''Don't Call Me Baby,'' by Madison Avenue, and, ''London Bridge,'' by Fergie.
Lexi's interaction with the inhabitants of the tip rail is generally very good depending on the clubs and the local ordinances.
I could have sworn that I asked Lexi about her physical statistics, but if I did, I apparently neglected to write them down. However, according to Wikipedia.org, Lexi is five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures 32E-24-34.
Wikipedia also states that Lexi's hair color is auburn and her eyes are blue. I do believe that auburn would generally be a good description of Lexi's hair. However, I'm not so certain about her eyes being blue. I thought they were green, but I could easily be wrong. For some odd reason, I usually don't pay the attention to women's eye colors that I probably should. I suppose that is because I'm generally paying more attention to other parts of their scrumptious anatomies. (Hmmm, that sounds like something Hannibal Lecter might say.)
Lexi is a veteran feature dancer. In fact, she was what I refer to as a showgirl for a few years before she moved to Los Angeles and entered the adult film industry. In fact, I believe I first met Lexi about a year before she entered into the industry. Although, I may have met her a couple of months after her entry into the industry. I really don't remember at the moment.
Also, Lexi is a very friendly, intelligent lady who can hold her own in a conversation with just about anybody, plus the fact that she loves to meet and chat with her fans.
Anyway, I do highly recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a club to see Lexi perform and to met her in person should do so without fail. I do not see how they could possibly be disappointed with the experience.
Lexi Lamour can be found at: LexiLamour.com
When I first arrived at the club, the first guy I came to after entering directed me to a second fellow who was collecting the cover charges. Standing with the second fellow was a very beautiful young blonde. The second she and I looked at each other, she broke out in a big smile and said, ''I remember you!'' She turned out to be none other than Sugar, a lady who used to house dance at the Rio Gentlemen's Club.
Sugar and I used to have some short but great conversations when she was still dancing at the Rio. Needless-to-say, it was great to see her again. Especially since it was a big and completely unexpected surprise.
Charlie's Topless Angels is a topless club (duh) that is located in a warehouse type of building in an industrial park that is located in the desert on the east side of Hesperia about four miles east of I-15 and a couple of turns. (I wouldn't recommend driving too fast after turning off of Avenue I. The last one half of a mile of road isn't the widest two lane blacktop road I've ever been on, nor is it the smoothest.)
While somebody made a good attempt at making the club look good, a close look around will remind a person that they are in an industrial warehouse.
In defense of the club, Ethan Cage said that the club is under new ownership. Ethan also stated that he and Lexi had dinner with the new owner one evening. During dinner, he told Ethan and Lexi that he was planning to do some remodeling, and that he had been visiting some other clubs, including the Rialto Spearmint Rhino, to try and get a feel for what he wants the club to look like after he has finished with the remodeling.
To get to the club from the Los Angeles area, go north on the I-15 and exit at Bear Valley Road. Turn right on Bear Valley and drive about four miles to Avenue I. (I think the sign said Avenue I. However, my Garmin GPS says it is I Avenue.) Turn right on Avenue I and drive about one half a mile to Manzanita Street. (That is what my GPS calls it, but I could swear the sign said Santa Fe Avenue.)
Drive about one half a mile to Catalpa Street and turn left. The club is on the right hand side of the road. Look for a not too large white sign with red letters sitting just above the fence. The sign will say Charlie's Topless Angels. Turn right onto the property and find a place to park.
Do not make the mistake I did, look for the club, and end up at the stop sign at the other end of the street. The club sits behind another building, and is hard to spot going in that direction. (It helps to have a GPS, and I still missed it and had to double back.)
The night I was there, a ten dollar cover charge and a one drink minimum applied. I didn't think to ask anybody if the cover charge applies all the time, or just when the club has a feature dancer. Also, if I remember correctly, I was told that the lap dances are ten dollars, which would be a reasonable price for a bikini dance.
Saturday night, February 21Th, I went to the Skin Gentlemen's Lounge to spend some time with Renee Perez and to observe her first two shows of the evening. (I would have liked to stay for Renee's final show, but the club didn't put Renee up for her first show until around midnight for a couple of reasons. I was getting tired and sleepy, so I left after the second show and started the thirty mile drive home.)
At the beginning of her first show, Renee wore a white fur coat, with light brown highlights, that came down just far enough to barely cover all but her legs. Beneath the coat, Renee wore a pink bra that was trimmed with pieces of black lace. She also wore a black garter belt that was trimmed with a pink panel in the front and pink clips at the ends of the four straps. Renee additionally wore a black G-string and a pair of mid-thigh length, sheer, black hose that had two inch wide lace bands around the tops. On her feet, Renee wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels.
Renee performed this show to, ''Material Girl,'' by Madonna, '' So Rich, So Pretty,'' by Mickey Avalon, ''Poker Face,'' by Lady GA, and, ''Tainted Love,'' by Marilyn Manson.
We all owe a big thank you to the club's DJ. Somehow there was a breakdown in communication between Renee and I and in my paying attention to her music during both of the shows I observed. I thought Renee had only danced to three songs during each of the shows, and Renee only gave me three titles for each show.
After the second show, the DJ handed me two lists and told me it was Renee's music. I said thanks, but I had already gotten the information from Renee. I went ahead and took the lists from him.
When I got home and took a close look at said lists, I discovered that Renee had performed each show to four songs, not three!
To start her second show, Renee wore a long-sleeved, short, black jacket with a two inch wide black and white checkered band around the bottom edge and a wide, black and white checkered, stripe down the outside of each sleeve. On the front of the jacket was an American Flag patch and three racing patches. She also wore a pair of black and white checkered short-shorts. Beneath the jacket and the shorts, Renee wore a black bra and a black thong. For footwear, she wore a pair of knee-high black boots with short spiked heels.
This show was performed to, ''Shut Up and Drive,'' by Rhianna, ''Crash,'' by Gwen Stefani, ''Rain,'' by Candlebox, and, ''Darling Nikki,'' by the Foo Fighters.
Renee is one beautiful Latina who stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and measures 34B-26-34! She is very smart, very sweet, extremely friendly and she is a very good conversationalist. Plus, she really loves meeting and chatting with her fans.
Also, Renee performs well on stage, and her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail is always good. Therefore, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Renee perform and to meet her in person. It will be a very enjoyable experience!
Renee can be ogled at: ReneePerezOnline.com
That will do it for another week. Let's all meet back here the next time and continue the immensely enjoyable discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,