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February 18, 2009 06:51am
MWA: Britney Amber, Luscious Lopez, Vicky Vette's Party
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This time around, I had the pleasure of observing two beautiful feature dancers plus attending a party in a Hollywood night club at the personal invitation of Vicky Vette. Have I aroused the curiosity of anyone? Then please read on, and I will explain everything.

Britney Amber

Thursday evening, February 5Th, I went to the Skin Gentlemen's Lounge, on the west side of Los Angeles, to meet Britney Amber and to observe her last show of the evening.

I would have gotten to the club in time to see both of Britney's shows and to say hello to Shy Love if it hadn't been for the rainy weather. It took me one and a half hours to drive the first seven miles from my house.

Because of the rain, the low spot on the California 60 freeway between Hacienda Boulevard and Seventh Street was flooded, and traffic was only able to go pass the small lake single file on the center divider.

I was half way between Fullerton Road and Azusa Avenue when the freeway turned into a used car and truck lot. By the time I heard a traffic report on the radio, I was right at the Azusa off ramp, in the number two lane, and nobody would back off and allow me to cross the freeway and make an exit. (Maybe I will learn to listen to my Garmin GPS someday. When I turned it on at the house, and it told me to take back streets to Hacienda to get to the freeway, I thought it was smoking some funny stuff and ignored it.)

Okay, enough of that. Let us now speak of the sexy Britney Amber!

Shortly after I arrived, Gary Gottleib, owner and publisher of Stiletto Magazine, brought Britney to me and introduced us. Gary then retreated to take care of other business, Britney sat down with me, and we chatted for a good little while. That was, needless-to-say, a real treat for me!

Britney is a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair and deep blue eyes. She stands five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds and measures 36D-25-36.

To begin her last show of the evening, Britney wore a pink feather boa and a pink choker. Next, she wore a black blouse that was secured with snaps up the front and was trimmed with thin lines of pink. She also wore a pink necktie and a pink mini-skirt that was decorated with several zippers and several metal rings. Beneath her outer garments, Britney wore a black net-like bra that was embedded with sequins and a black thong. On her legs and feet, she wore a pair of black fishnet hose that went up almost to her hips and a pair of mid-thigh length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles. To finish the costume, Britney wore a pair of black gloves and one white and one pink plastic bracelet on her right wrist.

Britney performed this show to, ''Barbie Girl,'' by Aqua, ''So Rich, So Pretty,'' by Mickey Avalon, and, ''Pussy Monster,'' by Lil' Wayne.

Britney committed great interaction with the tip rail settlers. She told me after the show that since she had never even house danced, Shy Love gave her instructions on how to feature dance and how to interact with the customers. Britney then laughed and said that Shy had told her that if she ever found out that she had been doing anything less with her interaction than what she had taught her, she would kick her butt! (Thank you Shy! I was the happy recipient of a good amount of that great interaction!)

I found Britney Amber to be a very friendly lady. She can hold her own in a conversation with anybody, and she appears to have a very good sense of humor. It is also apparent that she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Had I not known that this weekend was Britney's feature dancing debut, I would have never guessed. She did that well on stage, and she didn't appear to be the least bit nervous. In fact, she appeared to be full of self-confidence!

I am looking forward to seeing Britney perform again as soon as possible. Therefore, I can't think of a single reason why anybody should ever pass up a chance to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I would definitely recommend that everybody do so at their earliest opportunity.

Britney told me that she is planning to build an official website, but that it is still a little way into the future. In the meantime, lots of good photos of her can be found on the Internet. She can also be found on MySpace.com at: MySpace.com/ARVictoria86

Luscious Lopez

Friday evening, February 6Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Luscious Lopez and to observe two of her shows.

Due to no ones fault other than my own, I got to the club late and just missed Luscious' first show. However, I did get there in time to catch her still doing a signing, was able to chat with her for a moment, and I stuck around for her last two shows of the evening.

For the first of Luscious' performances that I was able to observe, she did her belly dancer show. She wore a pair of light blue pants that looked more like four long, wide, scarves tied together at the corners and a darker blue bra that was decorated with sequins. She also wore a blue belt-like article that was also decorated with sequins and even darker blue tassels. Under everything else, Luscious wore a medium blue thong. To finish the costume, she wore a pair of gold colored shoes with stiletto heels and low height platform soles. (Luscious told me that Lexi Lamour had warned her to not dance in shoes with high platform soles. Lexi told her that it was too easy to trip, fall, and get hurt dancing in platforms that are really high. I agree, even though I haven't seen it happen so far, knock on wood.)

Luscious performed this show to, ''Torre De Babel,'' by Wisin Y Yandel featuring David Bisbal, ''Rapture,'' by Lio, ''Quien Engana No Gana,'' by Ojos De Brujo, and, ''Whine Up (remix)'' by Kat Deluna featuring Elephant Man and Ivy Queen.

For her final show of the night, Luscious wore her gold and black Egyptian dancing girl costume. This costume consisted of various pieces that I'm at a loss for an accurate way to describe. Luscious wore a gold colored chain-like belt and various pieces of jewelry on her arms. She also wore an Egyptian-style headdress made from gold-colored chains. Beneath her costume, Luscious wore a pair of blue panties. Last but not least, she wore a pair of gold-colored, stiletto-heeled, shoes. (I don't believe these were the same shoes that she wore during her second show of the evening. The soles appeared to be a normal walking shoe thickness.)

Luscious is a Hispanic beauty with long black hair and dark brown eyes. She is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty-five pounds and her measurements are 24B-25-42. Yes, Luscious is a bit large in the butt department, but in her defense, it is a very shapely and quite desirable looking posterior. I might even go so far as to say that it is absolutely kissable! (I have already volunteered! I'm just sitting here waiting for a call. No, I'm not dumb enough to hold my breath. I may look good in blue, but not that deep a shade of blue.)

This was the second time I have ever met Luscious. The first time was at Erotica-LA, 2006 I think it was.

Based on the two times that I have briefly been in the company of Luscious, I am rather impressed with her as a person, and as a feature dancer. She performs so well as a vast number of the features I have seen to date, and far better than some.

Luscious is not only a good feature dancer (She actually does a little dancing in her shows.), she is a really nice young woman. I find her to be very easy to speak with, and she seems to have a very good sense of humor. I thoroughly enjoyed the time I was able to spend with Luscious. Therefore, I would have to say that she truly does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fan.

I can think of absolutely no reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Luscious Lopez perform and to meet her in person. I can not believe they would be disappointed by the experience. I know that I certainly wasn't.

Pay Luscious a visit at: LusciousLopez.com

Vicky Vette's Party

Monday evening, I went to a nightclub in Hollywood called, ''Les Deux,'' to hang out with my friends Vicky Vette, Sara Jay and Nicki Hunter.

Nicki replaced Avy Scott. Avy was originally scheduled to be there with Vicky and Sara, but she got sick and couldn't attend. I hope Avy is already well by now.

I had been looking forward to seeing Avy, especially since I haven't seen her for a long time now. However, it was really great to be able to get some hugs and kisses from Nicki. I do think the world of Nicki!

I did not realize who she was, or that she was industry, until the party photos were published on AVN.com, but adult film starlet Kayla Paige was there for most of the party. Had I known who she was at the time, I most definitely would have introduced myself. Kayla is a good-looking lady! (I can only hope that she will begin feature dancing sometime soon.)

Also there was my acquaintance of several years, Adam Wood.

Adam asked me to check out his new website. I did, and I found it to be quite interesting. The website can be found and viewed at: ICantBelieveSheFuckedMe.com

The website mainly consists of many video clips of Adam having sex with different hot women, many of whom are apparently everyday non-industry women that Adam has convinced to work content with him.

If I had the money to get started, I might try what Adam is doing myself. However, I seriously doubt that my executive-vice-president-in-charge-of- back-seat-driving would ever allow me to have that much fun. Hasn't anybody ever wondered why I only do non-sex roles in the few adult films that I've appeared in? That's right, I have a good woman at home who helps keep me honest, I think.

Also in attendance was another of my acquaintances, Valentino.

Now for what may have been the highlight of my evening. A manager and a few other people from the Torrance Spearmint Rhino were in the club doing a promotional thing for their Rhino. Among them was a beautiful sweetheart of a woman called Meridian.

Meridian and I spent quite a bit of time chatting off and on during the evening much to my delight. I believe I may finally have found an excuse to visit the Torrance Rhino some evening, even though the club generally does not book feature dancers.

If anybody else might like to check Meridian out, she normally dances at the Torrance Spearmint Rhino Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. If anybody does drop in to meet Meridian, by all means, buy the lady a drink, and maybe even buy a couple of dances with her. (Meridian told me that the dances are only fifteen dollars in the club. This is no doubt due to the fact that it is a topless club.)

That will do it for another week. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue the ongoing discussion of hot, sexy, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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