February 09, 2009 11:50pm
Feb 2009 From the Trenches
Source: Dave Cummings - Porn Star/Producer/Director
by: Dave Cummings
The economy is wreaking havoc on Americans, and the government’s magic bailout wand seems slow in solving problems of unemployment, and the need for stabilized markets, consumer confidence, credit availability, help for housing’s downward spiral, and the spurring of economic growth.
Unlike past recessions, this one is also somewhat affecting the world of adult entertainment, an industry that has already suffered revenue losses due to copyright infringement, illegal tube sites, and a glut of available footage.
But, sex continues as necessity, something mankind needs to function. Though impacted by the economy, gentlemen’s clubs still host patrons, adult web sites continue to attract viewers, porn is still being produced, sexual fantasies still excite humans, and swingers are still swinging.
Speaking of swinging, I sexually enjoyed a swinger’s Super Bowl party at a private home here in San Diego. Naturally, many of the 20 couples attending were a little disappointed that the Chargers weren’t in the ultimate of all football games, but they consoled themselves with delicious pot lock food, and lots of sex. Throughout the game, there was almost constant sexual interaction happening right in front of the huge Television screens, and in front of other swingers who joined in, or who headed into the bedrooms. In some cases couples were pairing with other couples, wives/girlfriends were sexually playing with each other or corralling guys to ''do'' them.
Men like me had a buffet of females to enjoy while their mates opted to stay glued to the game, and the group rooms hosted more than just a few orgies. It was a Sunday night, but as soon as the football game ended everyone seemed to be swinging all over the place. Some couples opted to leave for home immediately, in hopes of getting there safely before the roads got populated by DUI drivers; others of us decided it would be safer to stay and ''play'' and orgy some more while the traffic died down. Swingers are such wholesome folks, and I am blessed to be invited to their fun parties.
This week, I’m spending three days in Los Angeles. I’ll be appearing in a television program filming for a VH1 series about a radio program (last season, some of their guests included Kiefer Sutherland and others from the popular drama ''24'', comedian Ray Romano, and other sports and entertainment celebrities); the next day, I’ll meet with Adult Internet people attending a business/legal seminar being presented by the Free Speech Coalition; and the final day is a filming of the popular ''Screw My Wife, Please'' series which I host for Wildlife Productions (yes, I sometimes get ''lucky'' in the five sex scenes). While in LA, I’ll also meet with my editor and others concerning the planned summer release of my ''Knee Pad Nymphos, Vol 10''.
I had my yearly physical last week, and the only thing the doctor nagged me about was his advice for me to lose 8-9 lbs. Heck, I already do 30+ miles of brisk walking every week. All the lab work was great, but I guess I’ll heed his advice and stop racing Ron Jeremy to the front of the line at any more Sunday Brunch buffets; this reminds me of the time Bunny Ranch ''Mayor'' Dennis Hof and I were sitting with Ron at a buffet when our limo driver came by to hustle us along so we’d get to the San Francisco airport in time for our flights—as we left, Ron was helping himself to some of the leftovers off of my plate. We kid Ron about his appetite, but he does indeed expend a lot of calories sexually ''servicing'' all the waitresses and other fans who throw themselves at him.
Hang in there everyone. In this time of economic challenge and belt-tightening, why not save some money by spending quality time eating at home with family and friends; watch television, go for walks, and be sure to have lots of sex! For those of you who have to endure colder climates, why not do some ice skating or build a snowman. Or build a snow fort and then have sex in it? The devil made me write that last sentence—after all, in hell it’s too warm for snow, but even the devil can fantasize!
Stay safe, live healthy, and practice spontaneous happiness,