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February 07, 2009 03:11pm
MWA: Rebeca Linares, Audrey Bitoni, Kayden Kross, Teri Weigel
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. During this particular weekend, I saw features from Spain to Florida. Is anybody now curious? Good! Then please read on to learn exactly what it is that I am speaking of.

Rebeca Linares

Thursday evening, January 22, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to finally meet Rebeca Linares and to observe her feature debut show.

For her first ever feature performance, Rebeca wore a black cap that appeared to have some sort of glitter embedded in the material. Whatever the story was, that cap certainly did sparkle. Rebeca also wore a red plaid necktie, and she wore black leather wristbands that were decorated with small metal studs. She additionally wore a black, sleeveless, leather top with four, I think it was, straps on each side.

Next, she wore a pleated, red plaid, mini-skirt. Around the waist of the mini-skirt was a band of black latex vinyl that was about an inch and a half to two inches wide, was decorated with a series of small metal studs, and gave the appearance of being a belt, although it was actually a part of the skirt. Beneath the skirt, Rebeca wore a black, latex vinyl, thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of black fishnet hose, and for footwear, she wore a pair of knee-length black boots with stiletto heels and platform soles. The boots also had a silvery colored zipper up the inside of the legs of each.

Rebeca's interaction with the citizens of the tip rail was limited to lots of close-up views of her lovely assets.

Rebeca performed this show to, ''Bad Reputation,'' and, ''Tainted Love,'' by Marilyn Manson, and finished with, ''I Wanna be Bad.'' I'm not certain, but I believe, ''I Wanna be Bad,'' was the Willa Ford version.

Rebeca has fairly long black hair and brown eyes. She stands five five, one inch tall and weighs one hundred pounds even. She told me that she really didn't know what her measurements were. I can say that her body is obviously all natural and looks good enough to eat, pun intended with gusto!

I found Rebeca to be quite friendly, and even through she is originally from Barcelona, Spain, and hasn't been in America all that long, as long as I was careful to not speak to fast, she had no trouble keeping up with our conversation. And, I got the distinct feeling that she was enjoying the chance to meet and chat with some of her fans.

Given my experience in watching feature dancers perform, I could tell that Rebeca was somewhat nervous on stage. However, she didn't need to be. She did a reasonably good job of performing, especially considering that it was her debut as a feature. I honestly think that, with experience, she will evolve into a very good feature.

I plan to go see Rebeca perform again anytime I get an opportunity to do so; therefore, I can see no reason why anybody else should not take advantage of any opportunity they might get to go to a nearby club to see Rebeca perform and to meet her in person. So come on, let's all get out there and lend Rebeca all the love and support we can. I feel that the young lady deserves it.

Check Rebeca out at: RebecaLinaresXXX.com

Audrey Bitoni

After saying goodnight to Rebeca, I raced up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Audrey Bitoni and to observe her final show of the evening.

At the beginning of this show, Audrey wore a head piece (a headband maybe?) that had bunny ears that were white in the front and black on the back side. She also wore a white bikini bra that had furry breast cups and a white, ruffled, mini-skirt with a two inch wide horizontal black stripe around the middle.

Beneath the white bra and mini-skirt, Audrey wore a black and white, horizontally striped, bikini. She additionally wore a pair of mid-thigh length, black, fishnet hose. At the top of the hose, Audrey wore a black, latex vinyl, two inch wide garter on each leg. Each garter had a fair-sized bow in the front. The garters may have actually been part of the hose. I couldn't tell for certain, and I forgot to ask Audrey about it later. On her feet, Audrey wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform- soled shoes with thin ankle straps.

The first song Audrey performed to shall remain nameless. This is because I didn't recognize it, the club DJ couldn't remember the title, Audrey's assistant couldn't remember it, and Audrey herself couldn't remember what it was. The DJ was certain that the song was from the soundtrack of a Hollywood movie.

Audrey's second song for this show was, ''More Than a Feeling,'' by Boston, and her final song was, ''Shook Me All Night Long,'' by AC/DC.

Audrey generally commits extremely good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail, and she performs so well on stage as a great number of the features I have seen over the years, and much better than a few I've seen.

I could tell that Audrey has already made great strides in overcoming her nervousness about performing live, and she is well on her way to becoming one of the best features around, in my honest opinion.

The beautiful Audrey has long black hair and hazel eyes. She stands five feet four inches tall and weighs one hundred ten pounds. Audrey has told me in the past that her bust measures 34D, but that she didn't know what her waist and hip measurements were. I can honestly say that her body looks great!

Audrey is very friendly, can hold her own in a conversation with anybody, and appears to really enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.

Audrey Bitoni, in my opinion, is well worth the trip to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, everybody should take full advantage of the first opportunity they may get to go see her and lend her some love and support. She most definitely deserves it.

Audrey's official website doesn't seem to be up and running just yet. However, if people want to go to AudreyBitoni.com and wait for about a minute, they will see a short video clip of Audrey speaking to the site visitors about how the site will be up and running soon. In the meantime, Audrey can be found at: MySpace.com/xxxaudreybitoni.

Kayden Kross

Friday, January 23, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Kayden Kross and to observe her last two shows of the evening.

For her second show of the evening, the first that I observed, Kayden wore a thin white lace choker that had a little black bow in the front. She also wore a thin white lace armband on her upper left arm. On her body, Kayden wore a small black halter top that was trimmed with pieces of white lace. She also wore a black mini-skirt with a white waistband and a small, white, apron-like piece that hung from the waist in front. The skirt was also trimmed with two horizontal bands of white lace down near the bottom hem. Those white lace bands were about an inch wide. Beneath her skirt, Kayden wore a black G-string, and on her legs, she wore a pair of black fishnet hose. For footwear, she wore a pair of black shoes that had spike heels and platform soles.

Prinzzess (formerly Prinzzess Sahara) was seated at the tip rail for this show and about the middle of the show, she joined Kayden on the stage for some girl/girl action.

It wasn't long before Prinzzess had finished stripping Kayden, then got nude herself. That is when I learned that Prinzzess wasn't wearing any panties under her dress! How I love a woman who has the guts to wear a dress without wearing any panties underneath!

Kayden started this show off with, ''Wish I had a Girl Like you,'' by Snoop Dog. The DJ told me that the second song was called, ''Poroeyes Head,'' and said that he didn't know who the artist was. However, I have not been able to find any such song on the Internet, so don't quote me. The final song for this show was, ''Pink and Blue,'' by Andre 3000.

At the beginning of her last show of the evening, Kayden wore a red baseball cap and a very short dress that had a form-fitting white bodice with thin vertical red stripes all the way around it, short, red, sleeves and red letters about one inch high across her breasts that spelled out, ''Player.'' the word, ''Player,'' was also on the back of the dress over a large number, ''69.'' the bottom of the dress flared out into a short, red, pleated, skirt- like piece. Beneath the dress, Kayden wore a white G-string and no bra of any sort! On her legs, Kayden wore a pair of almost hip-high, red, fishnet hose. Over the hose, Kayden wore a pair of knee-high white stockings with three red stripes around the middle. For footwear, Kayden wore a pair of red, spike-heeled, platform-soled, shoes.

This show was performed to, ''when Doves Cry,'' by Prince, or whatever he might be calling himself these days, ''Flashing Lights,'' by Kanye West, and all I know about the final song was that it was performed by Massive Attack. It wasn't familiar to me, the DJ couldn't think of the song title, and I neglected to ask Kayden about it.

Whenever Kayden is committing interaction with the tip rail squatters, the word excellence comes to mind.

Kayden Kross is a very good feature dancer. She is also very friendly, quite smart, a great conversationalist, and she loves meeting and chatting with her fans. Therefore, I can think of absolutely no reason for anybody to ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Kayden perform and to meet her in person. I can not imagine anybody ever being disappointed by the experience. If anybody were to ever be disappointed that they had met Kayden in person and had seen her perform, it just might be that they had no business ever going to a strip club in the first place. The clubs are no place for anyone who doesn't love beautiful women!

The beautiful Kayden has long blonde hair, and she stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and measures 32D-22-34. Although she has not been feature dancing for all that long, Kayden has already become a very good feature, and she seems to be getting better with each performance. So, I can see no reason for anybody to ever miss out on an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. Kayden is well worth the drive to a club regardless of the distance!

Kayden can be visited at: ClubKayden.com

Teri Weigel

Saturday, January 24Th, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Teri Weigel and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

For her first show, Teri wore an Army green costume consisting of a beret, a Class a Army uniform-style jacket complete with military-style patches and a small, tight, mini-skirt. The skirt had a wide, vertical, black stripe on each hip. (the skirt didn't go much farther than the junctions of Teri's hips and her thighs.) Teri wore absolutely nothing beneath her, ''uniform.'' Finishing out the costume was a pair of black, stiletto-heeled shoes.

Teri performed this show to, ''Crossfire,'' ''Wild Thing,'' by the Troggs, and ''Y.M.C.A.,'' by the Village People. (I'm not certain about the first song. When I asked what it was, I was told that it was Crossfire. However, from what I can see on the Internet, Crossfire is apparently a band.)

To begin her final show, Teri wore a see through black lace tube top with short sleeves, for lack of a better description, and a very small, tight, mini-skirt also made of see through black lace. Once again, Teri wore nothing else but the same pair of shoes.

This show was performed to, ''The Dope Show,'' and, ''User Friendly,'' both by Marilyn Manson. (if anybody is wondering how Teri performed an entire show to only two songs, she had the DJ repeat the second song a couple of times. To understand why, one would have to see the show.)

If I were to go into complete detail about Teri's shows, and her interaction with the customers, this would end up being a book instead of a column. Besides, one never knows whether or not the sex police might read my columns. In my opinion, Teri doesn't break the laws of the land, but we all know how the hypocritical religious right, the politicians whose strings they pull, and the sex police can make mountains out of mole hills. So, I'll just say that Teri's interaction can't get any more excellent!

Between her first and second shows, Teri and Murrill had to go to a bank and get some cash from the ATM in order to be able to tip everybody at the end of the evening.

When they came back, Teri was carrying a large bag of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.

Teri promptly gave me a chicken sandwich, then took the rest of the food to the dressing room and gave it to the house dancers. After that, she came back out and bought me a glass of Coke. I thought she was buying it for herself, but then she handed it to me and said, ''I took a sip, but this is yours.''

I told this story to point out just how generous, sweet, and loving Teri is. She is one of the greatest friends anybody could ever have, and I think the world of her, as does everybody who has ever met her!

I finally thought to ask Teri about her physical statistics after all these years. I can now report that Teri stands five feet seven inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds and measures 34DD-22-33. (is it any wonder why Hugh Hefner chose Teri to be a Playboy Playmate?)

Pay Teri a visit at: TotallyTeri.com

Okay, that's it. I'm done for another week. Let's all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of sexy women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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