January 23, 2009 09:27pm
MWA: Bridgette B, Roxy Jezel, Teanna Kai, Lizzy Borden
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. And a belated Happy New Year to all! I say belated, because I know that it will be well after January the first before this column sees the light of day. Having said that, let us now move on to the discussion of gorgeous women!
Thursday, January 8Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Bridgette B. And to observe her first show of the evening.
To begin her first show, Bridgette carried a long rope onto the stage and wore a black cowboy hat. She also wore a black tank top, for lack of a better description, and what appeared to be a pair of red, black and white plaid short-shorts. The shorts were very short, I might add. Beneath the tank top, Bridgette wore a white bra, and under the short-shorts, absolutely nothing. (when I double checked with Bridgette as to whether or not she had worn anything under the shorts, she laughed and said, ''Never!'' I then said, ''Yeah! You're my kind of girl!'' for footwear, Bridgette wore a pair of above knee-length black boots with stiletto heels. The boots had a sequence of four straps with small buckles on the outsides of the shafts.
Bridgette's interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail, including me at one point, was reasonable good, especially for this location.
Bridgette performed this show to, ''Control,'' by Puddle of Mud, followed by Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy,'' and ending with, ''Someday,'' by Nickleback.
Originally from Barcelona, Spain, Bridgette B. Is most definitely Spain's loss and America's gain! Bridgette's long blonde hair is now long brunette hair. (My house dancer buddy, Jenna, told me that she had heard a story about Bridgette having to change her hair color for a film she recently worked in.) Bridgette stands five feet nine inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 34C-26-34.
In addition to looking good, and quite sexy, I might add, Bridgette has a very nice personality, she can hold her own in an intelligent conversation, she has a good sense of humor, and she truly enjoys meeting her fans.
I can see no reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Bridgette B. perform and to meet her in person. I personally see her every chance I get.
Apparently, Bridgette B. still doesn't have an official website. However, some photos of her can still be found on LADirectModels.com.
After saying goodnight to Bridgette, I raced back along the 60 freeway to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch Roxy Jezel's final show of the evening and to spend a little bit of time with her after the show. (I then returned home for some much needed rest, like the world is going to ever let me get any rest.)
The one show I saw was Roxy's police woman show. For this performance, Roxy wore a black necktie and a grey-green pleated mini-dress made to resemble a police uniform. The dress was decorated with a patch on the left shoulder that resembled a California Highway Patrol shoulder patch and a six pointed gold star shaped badge over her right breast. Beneath the mini-dress, Roxy wore a black thong. For footwear, Roxy wore the same boots that I have concluded she wears with all of her costumes. That is okay with me. I do not have a shoe fetish, and the boots do look good with anything she wears. Better yet, they look very good on her when they are to only things she is wearing!
During the show, Roxy pulled one lucky young man up onto the stage, laid him down on the couch, had him help her remove her dress, then proceeded to simulate sex with him in multiple positions.
Needless to say, Roxy has a tendency to commit very good interaction with randomly selected time rail residents. Yes, I got my fair share of Roxy's delectable posterior against my chest and in very close proximity to my face, and yes, or course I was smiling!
Roxy danced this show to, ''Kill the Lights,'' followed by, ''The Answer,'' and ended with, ''Shattered Glass,'' all by Britney Spears. (I asked Roxy, ''You seem to have a thing for Britney's music, don't you? She smiled and said, ''Yes.''
Roxy, a one half English and one half Thai native of London, England, has a light brown complexion, hypnotic brown eyes and shiny, long, dark brown hair. All of this gives her a very exotic look.
Once again, I have forgotten to ask Roxy about her physical statistics. So, I will again have to go with the information I have found on the Internet.
Roxy stands five feet even, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures an all natural 32B-24-32. And, her beautiful, perky, breasts are firm and feel great! I should know, since I have had the extreme pleasure of rubbing body lotion onto her gorgeous globes at least twice in the past!
Ms. Jezel is very friendly, and she can conduct an intelligent conversation with the best of them. Also, she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Roxy is rapidly becoming a very good performer. I enjoy her performances every time I see them, and I go to see Roxy whenever I possibly can.
Therefore, I can think of absolutely no reason for anybody else to ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Roxy perform and to meet her in person.
Roxy can be ogled at: RoxyJezelClub.com and MySpace.com/RoxyJezel
Friday night, January 9Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Teanna Kai and to observe her first two shows of the evening.
For the first show, Teanna wore a red fedora hat and a red tie with blue diamond-shaped spots all over it. She also wore a long-sleeved white dress shirt and suspenders. The suspenders, with the exception of the clasps, were completely covered with red sequins. Teanna additionally wore a pair of black short-shorts. Beneath her shorts, she wore a red thong. On her feet, she wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled shoes with platform soles of moderate height.
Teanna performed this show to, ''You Can Leave Your Hat On,'' by Joe Cocker, ''I Kissed a Girl,'' by Katie Perry, ''Take you There,'' by Sean Kingston, and, ''Sandstorm,'' by Darude.
To start the next show, Teanna wore a pair of dark sunglasses and a black belt that was decorated with evenly spaced rows of metal studs. She also wore a black, latex-vinyl, corset-like piece that was also decorated with metal studs and small chains. In addition to the corset-like piece, Teanna wore a black mini-dress. The dress was also decorated with small metal studs on the fronts of the shoulders and a line of smaller metal studs across the back of the shoulder area. Under everything else, Teanna wore a black, latex-vinyl, bikini. The breast cups of the bra were decorated with metal studs. (does anyone see a pattern here?) Beneath the bikini bottoms, Teanna wore a black G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels, platform soles of moderate height and thin ankle straps.
Teanna opened this show with, ''Personal Jesus,'' by Marilyn Manson. I did not recognize the remainder of Teanna's music during this show, and after the show, nobody I spoke with, including Teanna and her roadie, could quite remember what the other numbers were. Oh well, I tried.
Teanna's interaction with the tip rail customers is always good, and, with experience gained, she is a good performer on stage.
Teanna is five feet three inches tall, weighs one hundred four pounds, and measures 32C-23-34.
Now the previous information was given to me by Teanna herself. However, in an article in the April 2008 issue of Stiletto Magazine, her measurements were listed as being 34C-23-34. So, everybody can take their pick. I am perfectly satisfied with the way Teanna looks in the nude, no questions asked!
I can't think of a single reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Teanna Kai perform and to meet her in person. I do believe they would enjoy the experience.
Check Teanna out at: TeannaKaiLive.com
Saturday night, January 10Th, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Lizzy Borden and to observe her final show of the gig. I would have no doubt made it in time to see both of her shows on this evening, but for the fact that TNT chose this evening to run the movie, ''A Time for Killing.'' That is such a good movie, even though I've seen it many times, I just couldn't tear myself away from the television. Therefore, I just missed Lizzy's first show of the evening.
For the one show that I did manage to see, Lizzy wore a pair of wings made with black feathers. I really don't know what to call the next part of her costume. It really wasn't a tank top, and it wasn't a bustier, nor was it a corset. I also doubt that I can get away with calling it a dress, since it came up short of covering anything below the top of Lizzy's hips. So I suppose I'll just call it a black blouse, and a very sexy looking one, I might add. Next, Lizzy wore a black thong over a pair of black, fishnet pantyhose. For footwear, Lizzy wore a pair of knee-length black boots. I don't know if the boots were made of patent leather, or latex vinyl. I just know that they were very shiny, had high-heels and platform soles of moderate height, and they laced all the way up the front.
Early in the show, Lizzy whipped herself with a small, red, cat-o-nine-tails. She also, at one point, momentarily choked herself with a long, red, ribbon, then stuffed most of the ribbon into her mouth and handed one end to a customer. After the customer had slowly pulled the ribbon from Lizzy's mouth, she allowed him to keep the ribbon.
To end this show, Lizzy did a hot candle wax bit. She poured a little bit of wax on her breasts to start. She then poured candle wax into her mouth and then spat out hardened balls of wax. After this little demonstration, Lizzy then allowed the customers, including myself, to pour the hot candle wax onto various parts of her nude body.
Needless-to-say, Lizzy's interaction with the tip rail settlers is always quite good, and her stage performances are always very good and quite different from the average.
Lizzy performed this show to, ''What I've Done,'' ''Hands Held High,'' and ''Number/Encore (Remix),'' all by Linkin Park.
Lizzy is quite intelligent (She would have to be to own and operate her own production company.) and she is very well spoken. She also has a good sense of humor, is very friendly, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.
There is no good reason why anybody should ever miss an opportunity to get out to a club and see Lizzy perform, especially if they want to see shows that are a bit different from the norm, and to meet her in person. It should prove to be an unforgettable experience.
Take a good look at Lizzy at: LoveLizzyBorden.com
Okay folks, that will do it for another week. Let's all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of hot, sexy, women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!