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December 23, 2008 12:45pm
MWA: Roxy Jezel, Lisa Ann, Gianna Lynn
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Have I got some lovely women to write about this week! If anybody is curious enough to do so, please read on, and all will become clear.

Roxy Jezel

Thursday evening, November 20Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Roxy Jezel and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

At the start of her first show, Roxy wore a grey-green pleated mini-dress make to resemble a police uniform. The dress was decorated with a patch on the left shoulder that resembled a California Highway Patrol shoulder patch and a six pointed gold star shaped badge over her right breast. Beneath the mini-dress, Roxy wore nothing but a black thong, and on her feet, she wore a pair of knee-high, black patent leather, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled boots that laced up the back.

Roxy ended this show with a body lotion bit and allowed a few randomly selected, and very lucky, tip rail customers to rub the lotion in for her.

Ms. Jezel opened this show with Britney Spears, ''Toxic,'' followed by Britney Spears, ''Gimme More,'' and finished with Madonna's, ''Erotica.''

To begin her second show, Roxy wore a stylized white nurse's cap with red trim. (I think it had a red ball with a small white cross in the middle of the front.) She also wore a white halter top with red trim and two red straps that tied behind her neck, and a pleated white mini-skirt with red trim and a large red bow in the back. Beneath the mini-skirt, Roxy wore a black G-string with a red crotch panel. Her footwear appeared to be the same boots as the first show, which was fine with me. The boots worked very well with both costumes.

Roxy also ended this show with a body lotion bit and allowed a select few, including myself, to rub the lotion in for her. (I can't begin to tell the readers how great Roxy's breasts feel!)

Roxy performed this show to ''Doctor, Doctor,'' ''Erotic City,'' and, ''I'm a Slave for you.'' I really don't know who the artists were on the first two numbers, but I'm fairly certain that, ''I'm a Slave for you,'' was done by Britney Spears.

Roxy commits excellent interaction with the denizens of the tip rail. As I previously stated, I had the extreme pleasure of massaging body lotion into her breasts! Allow me to say that my hands have never felt so soft and smooth, and I can't even begin to describe how great Roxy's breasts felt! They are nice to say the least!

I have always found this half-Thai, half-English, very exotic-looking, London transplant to be not only a very sexy lady, but she is extremely friendly, very well spoken, and she appears to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans!

I again forgot to ask Roxy about her physical statistics, so once again I will have to go with what I recently found on the Internet.

She stands five feet even, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures an all natural 32B-24-32 according to what I have found.

I do recommend that anybody who gets a chance to go to a nearby club to see Roxy perform and to meet her in person should not allow the opportunity slip past them.

Roxy can be found and ogled at: RoxyJezelClub.com and MySpace.com/RoxyJezel

Lisa Ann

Friday night, November 21st, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Lisa Ann and to observe her first two of three shows for the evening.

At the start of her first show, Lisa Ann wore a white jacket with three quarter length sleeves. The jacket had something decorative on the back, but I couldn't tell what it was. The jacket also had at least one small breast pocket that appeared to be decorated with little silvery sequins. Lisa Ann also wore a red plaid mini-skirt. Beneath the jacket and skirt, she wore a red plaid bra and thong. On her feet, Lisa Ann wore a pair of white ankle socks with white lace at the top and a pair of black shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height.

Lisa Ann performed this show to, the Sugababes, ''Freak Like Me,'' ''Don't Cha,'' by the Pussycat Dolls, Nina Sky's, ''Move Your Body,'' Justin Timberlake's, ''Future Sex,'' and Tupac's, ''All Eyes On Me.''

For her second show, Lisa Ann wore a blue net mini-skirt and a blue halter-like bra. Under the mini-skirt, she wore a matching thong. The bra and thong also had the appearance of being net-like. For footwear, she wore a pair of clear shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles of moderate height. The tops of the shoes were no more than a few narrow straps that held them to her feet. Who has heard of open-toed shoes? Well these shoes appeared to be more like open-foot shoes.

All the parts of this entire costume, with the except of the shoes, where heavily decorated with small sequins that sparkled like diamonds under the stage lights.

Lisa Ann's music for this show consisted of: ''Paralyzer,'' by Finger Eleven, Switch Foot ''Meant to Live,'' by Switchfoot, ''Stinkfist,'' by Tool, I think it was, and, ''a Perfect Circle,'' by Judith.

Lisa Ann commits reasonably good interaction with a few randomly selected denizens of the tip rail.

Lisa Ann is an elegant, intelligent, very well spoken woman. She is very friendly, very sweet, and she loves to meet her fans.

I have known Lisa Ann several years now; therefore, I can attest to the fact that she is an excellent feature dancer and is not to be missed. So, if anybody gets an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person, they should never allow said opportunity to slip past them. They will not be disappointed.

Unfortunately, I am still unable to locate an official website for Lisa Ann. However, plenty of photos of her can be found on the Internet. Also, if anybody is curious enough to take a little time, they should check out the website for Lisa Ann's talent agency at: LisaAnnsTalentManagement.com

Lizzy Borden and Rob Black showed up for Lisa Ann's second show.

Gianna Lynn

Saturday evening, November 22ND, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Gianna Lynn and to observe one of her shows.

I almost didn't go out on this night. Being tired and sleepy, I napped for about an hour and fifteen minutes, then another fifteen minutes. At that point, I decided to not go out. But then the more I thought about it, the more awake I became. I finally thought to myself, ''Hey, it is Gianna, and the club is only five miles away. What the heck, it won't kill me to go long enough to see one show and say hello.''

At the beginning of the one show I saw, Gianna wore a black fedora, and a stylized, long-sleeved, black waistcoat with tails and an open area in the back. She also wore a pair of white panties, trimmed with black lace around the leg holes and a black bra. Beneath her panties, Gianna wore a black G-string. For footwear, Gianna wore a pair of black, knee-high, high-heeled, platform-soled boots that laced up the front.

Gianna performed this show to: ''Dude Looks Like a Lady,'' by Aerosmith, ''Sharp Dressed Man,'' by ZZ Top, and, ''Magic Man,'' by Heart.

Gianna ended the show with a ride for five that lasted through three more songs I didn't recognize, and I didn't bother to try to learn the titles. Does anybody dare to ask me if I care? (Hey, I'm a poem and don't know it!)

Gianna is a very exotic-looking and quite lovely woman who is five feet four inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and her measurements are 34D-25-32. She is also very friendly, well spoken, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.

Since I have known Gianna Lynn, she has become an excellent performer and well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. Therefore, I want everybody to turn off the TV and get out to see and meet Gianna at their earliest opportunity. They will be glad that they did.

Pay Gianna a visit at: GiannaLynn.com Gianna can also be located on MySpace at: MySpace.com/IslandJewels

Okay, that's it for now. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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