November 01, 2008 04:58pm
MWA: Hailey Heart, Shy Love & Shyla Stylez, Kayden Kross
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was a weekend filled with hot, sexy, women including a sizzling hot duo. If anybody wishes to know what I am speaking of, please read on.
Thursday evening, October 23rd, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to finally meet Hailey Heart in person and to observe both of her shows.
For her first show, Hailey wore an all white costume consisting of a white cowgirl hat decorated with a scattering of silver sequins, a choker that had a triangular shaped piece in front and was decorated with silver sequins, and a long-sleeved midriff jacket. The jacket was decorated with silver sequins and had long fringe across the back of her shoulders, across the tops of her breasts and along the length of both arms. The fringe appeared to consist of silver chains set with a multitude of zirconia stones. The jacket had a hidden zipper in front for easy removal. Hailey additionally wore a pair of pants/chaps with the same long fringe from her waist to her ankles down the outside of both of her legs.
Beneath her outer garments, she wore a bra that was decorated with silver sequins and had a star on the front of each breast cup that was made with silver sequins. Hailey also wore a thong that was decorated with silver sequins. Around her bare waist, Hailey wore a belt. I don't know for certain what the belt consisted of, but the entire thing sparkled like hundreds of diamonds under the stage lighting. Hailey also wore a garter belt that was covered with silver sequins on her left thigh. Finishing out her costume was a pair of high-heeled cowgirl style boots with platform soles of moderate height.
Hailey performed this show to Gretchen Wilson's, ''Redneck Woman,'' Brooks and Dunn's, ''Neon Moon,'' Josh Turner's, ''Firecracker,'' and Big and Rich's, ''Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).''
To start her second show, Hailey wore a wide-brimmed black hat that was decorated with small gold sequins. Around her throat, Hailey wore a choker/necktie combination thing that was covered with gold sequins. She additionally wore a corset that was also completely covered with gold sequins. Additionally, Hailey wore a long-sleeved black top that was reminiscent of a waistcoat. Beneath her outer costume, Hailey wore a bra that had the breast cups completely covered with gold sequins. In addition to the bra, Hailey wore a thong decorated with some gold sequins.
Once again, Hailey wore a belt around her bare waist. The belt had several small, different length, chains that formed sort of a triangle in the front. The entire belt assembly appeared to be set with a multitude of small zirconia stones. Hailey also wore a garter belt that was covered with gold sequins on her left thigh. For footwear, Hailey wore a pair of sandal-like, clear, spike-heeled shoes. The shoes were embedded with gold glitter and were held to her feet with black straps. The strap closest to her toes on each shoe was decorated with what appeared to be a single line of small zirconia stones.
Hailey performed this show to pop music. I only managed to pay attention to her second song which was, if I remember correctly, Quarterflash's, ''Harden My Heart.''
At the end of each of her shows, Hailey involved the tip rail customers in a game of ring toss, or should I call it, ''penis toss''? For the game, she would hand a customer four small plastic rings of different colors. The customer would then attempt to toss each ring over a plastic penis, or whatever dildos are made of these days. (Finally, an artificial penis that didn't make me feel inadequate. Give me a break! I'm kidding!) Anybody who managed to get a ring over the dildo won an 8X10 of Hailey.
Hailey's interaction with the tip rail squatters was limited to lots of sexy smiles and close up views of the goodies, and what delightful goodies they are. I don't know if this is her way of doing things, or if she limited her interaction this much because of the fact that this club tends to want the features to not get overly wild with the customers.
Hailey has beautiful long blonde hair down to the tops of her buns. She also has a body to die for! Unfortunately, I was so enthralled with Hailey, I didn't think to ask her for her physical statistics, and all I could find on the Internet were the measurements 32F-25-35. How accurate those measurements are, I have no idea. (32F seems a bit too small to me.)
I did find Hailey to be very friendly and charming. She is also well spoken, and she seems to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
Hailey performs very well on stage; therefore, I can think of no reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club, or even a not so nearby club, to see her perform and to meet her in person. I do not believe anybody in their right mind could possibly be disappointed.
I should also mention the fact that Hailey told me she is seriously considering entering into the adult film industry.
While it appears that Hailey doesn't have an official website, some good photos of her can be found in the entertainer catalog at ContinentalAgency.com and in the entertainer portfolio at Pure-Talent.com.
Shy Love and Shyla Stylez
Friday October 24Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Shy Love and Shyla Stylez and to observe both of their shows.
That's right, Shy Love and Shyla Stylez together, on stage, at the same time! And yes, the shows got hot!
At the beginning of their first show, Shy wore a black latex vinyl nurse's cap and had a stethoscope hanging around neck. She also wore a black, latex vinyl, short sleeved, nurse's uniform-like top trimmed with three more-or-less vertical red stripes in the front. Beneath the so called nurse's uniform, Shy wore a black latex vinyl bra and a pair of black bikini bottoms. To finish out her costume, she wore a pair of black, high-heeled, platform-soled, mid-thigh length boots.
Shyla wore a short, white, latex vinyl, nurse's uniform dress that had a few lines of red trim and at least one red cross over her left breast. Under the dress, Shyla wore a white latex vinyl bra with one red cross on the front of each breast cup. She also wore a white latex vinyl thong with a red cross in the middle of the front panel. For footwear, Shyla wore a pair of mid-calf length, white, latex vinyl boots with spike heels and platform soles.
The ladies performed this show to pop music I wasn't familiar with.
At the start of their second show, the ladies wore matching pink cowgirl hats and matching halter-like tops.
Shy also wore a pair of very short black shorts decorated with a white bow on each hip and a red bow in the front. Beneath her outer garments, Shy wore a white bikini with red trim. On her feet, Shy wore a pair of almost knee-high black cowgirl boots with stiletto heels and extremely pointed toes. Shy also had a white ribbon woven, for lack of a better word, around the left boot.
Shyla additionally wore a pair of very short cut-off blue jeans shorts. Under her top and shorts, Shyla wore a string bikini with panels that I can only describe as some sort of a plaid. I'm not even certain what the various colors in the panels were. For footwear, Shyla wore a pair of mid-calf length, white, spike-heeled boots. For a finishing touch, she had some sort of a red scarf woven around the right boot.
Since this was somewhat of a country girl show, the ladies opened it to Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy,'' followed by two numbers I failed to pay attention to, and closed to Lynard Skynard's, ''Sweet Home Alabama.''
Does anybody remember my saying at the beginning of this segment that the ladies' shows got hot? Well, both shows were filled with lots of girl/girl action, much of which was not all that simulated! And, both ladies committed excellent interaction with the tip rail inhabitants during both shows!
I didn't ask Shy Love for her physical statistics, because I thought I already had them. Wrong! So I went on the Internet and found part of them. (I can't remember exactly were I found the info.) According to what I saw, Shy stands five feet, five inches tall and measures 36C-24-34. She also has dark hair and dark eyes. (Shy is a very sexy and exotic looking woman.)
Luckily, I did think to ask Shyla Stylez about her statistics. She is five feet, three inches tall, weighs one hundred eight pounds and her measurements are 36DD-23-32. She additionally has waist-length blonde hair and green eyes.
(On second thought, I think I found Shyla's statistics on the Internet also. I believe I made the mistake of thinking I had already asked both ladies for their statistics in the past just to get home and find out that I hadn't.)
Both of these ladies are good conversationalist, very friendly, and they both love to meet and chat with their fans.
Not only did Shy and Shyla perform very well as a duo, but they are both very good feature dancers as solos. That is something anybody should be able to tell from what I have written in this review.
I do highly recommend that nobody should ever miss out on an opportunity to get out to a club to see either of these ladies perform and to meet them in person. I can't see how anyone could ever be disappointed with Shy or Shyla. They are both great people to be around.
Shy Love can be seen at ShyLove.com and Shyla Stylez can be found at ShylaStylezVIP.com.
Saturday evening, October 25Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Kayden Kross and to observe her last two shows of her current appearance.
To start her second show of the evening, Kayden wore a white sailor's cap and a navy-blue pleated mini-dress with two narrow, horizontal, white lines around the bottom portion near the hem. The dress also had a white collar and white lapels. Additionally, the dress had a deep plunging V-neckline. It also had a big red bow in the middle and at the bottom of the busts line. And last of all, the dress had a red and white, horizontally striped panel situated in the lower portion of the plunging neckline. Kayden wore a pair of knee-high white stockings on her legs, and for footwear, she wore a pair of red, spike-heeled, platform-soled shoes held to her feet with clear plastic straps.
Kayden opened this show with, ''Candy Man,'' by Christina Aguilera, followed by Brian Setzer's remix of Santo and Johnny's, ''Sleepwalk,'' then, ''I Kissed a Girl,'' by Kate Perry, and finished with the Waitresses', ''I Know What Boys Like,'' while playing a game of cooter ball for prizes. (has anybody else ever noticed how close, ''Candy Man,'' comes to being a rip-off of, ''Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,'' the Andrews Sisters' hit song of the 1940s?)
For her final show, Kayden wore a red baseball cap and fingerless red gloves. She also wore a white mini-dress with a series of thin, vertical, red lines spaced all the way around the dress such as what might be found on a baseball team's uniforms. The dress had short red sleeves and a pleated section of red material around the bottom. The word player was spelled out with what appeared to be silver sequins on the chest and the upper back of the dress. (There was a number on her back, but I never got a good look at it because of Kayden's long, beautiful, blonde hair. However, I would be willing to guess that it was more-than-likely the number 69.) on her legs Kayden wore a pair of almost hip-length, red, fine, fishnet hose. Over the hose, Kayden wore a pair of knee-high white stockings with three moderately wide, horizontal, red stripes at about the middle of the stockings. On her feet, Kayden wore what appeared to be the same shoes as those she wore for her second show, and that was just fine. The shoes worked perfectly with both costumes.
This show was performed to rock and pop music, most of which sounded familiar, but I wouldn't know the titles if they stampeded over me.
Kayden's interaction with the tip rail customers during both shows I was able to witness was so excellent, I know for a fact that it would be highly illegal in some parts of the country, especially some of the,''Bible Belt,'' states.
Kayden is an intelligent and quite beautiful woman with long blonde hair. She is very friendly, especially sweet, cordial, and quite charming. She stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and measures 32D-22-34.
Kayden Kross is already a very good feature, and she gets even better every time I see her dance. So, I can see no reason for anybody to ever miss out on an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. Kayden is worth the drive to a club regardless of the distance!
Kayden can be visited at: ClubKayden.com
As usual, Kayden was ably assisted by Martin.
Martin is one of the best roadies I know. He knows how to keep things moving and to keep the feature on schedule without offending anybody. He also does a good job with a Polaroid camera.
If there are any feature dancers reading this, and if they are ever in need of a really good roadie, track Martin down and see if he might be available. He will certainly do a good job for you.
Well folks, that will do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time for the continuing discussion of sexy, delicious-looking, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,