June 12, 2008 02:52pm
MWA: jessica drake, Shyla Stylez, Erotica-LA, FOXE Awards
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I have had a much more active weekend than the usual. And yes, my weekend was filled with gorgeous, sexy, women, many more than what I would consider the norm. Please read on, while I regale everybody with my decedent exploits.
Thursday, June 5Th, I drove to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend some time chatting with Wicked Pictures contract superstar jessica drake and to observe both of her shows of the evening. (I hope to see her again this weekend at the Erotica-LA tradeshow in the Los Angeles Convention Center.)
For her first time on stage, jessica performed her cheerleader show. Her costume for this show consisted of a pair of red pom-poms, a red, white and blue top with red and white stripes, a red skirt with red and white stripes, no bra and a pair of white panties with vertical stripes that looked black. But then, who knows? Given the dim lighting and the colored stage lights, the stripes might have been a dark red for all I know. Each piece of jessica's costume was decorated with just the right amount of silvery-colored sequins. jessica also wore a pair of white sweat socks with two red stripes around the top of each sock, and a pair of red, white and blue athletic-style shoes.
jessica opened this show with, ''Ricki,'' I think the name of it is, and followed it with Gwen Stephani's, ''Hollaback Girl,'' then ''We will Rock you,'' and finished with, ''We are the Champions.''
For her final performance of the evening, jessica did her cowgirl show for this venture onto the stage, she worn a black cowgirl hat with a star made of silver sequins in the front. The hat band was also made from silver-colored sequins and the brim of the hat was covered with silver-colored sequins all the way around the edge. Jessica also wore a small black top that was decorated with silver-colored sequins and sporting fringe made with long strands of rhinestones. She additionally wore a small black mini-skirt which was also decorated with silver-colored sequins and also had strands of rhinestones forming fringe.
Beneath all of this, jessica wore a silvery white string bikini bra the breast cups of which were covered with silver-colored sequins. And, she wore a black thong decorated with a few, what else, silver-colored sequins. For footwear, jessica wore a pair of silver-colored, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes that looked as if they were made completely of solid, silver, glitter. Last but not least, jessica wore a thing on each of her forearms. I don't know if I should call the things arm bands as I am inclined to do, or cuffs as jessica called them. I only know that they were black and they also had long strings of rhinestones forming a fringe-like affair the entire length of them. Whatever a person might call them, they went from jessica's wrists up about two thirds of the way to her elbows.
jessica opened this show with a re-mix of Big and Rich's, ''Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) followed by Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy,'' and finished up with Cher's, ''Just Like Jesse James.'' (the DJ played a fourth number, while jessica was throwing freebies out to the crowd, that sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it to save my wicked soul.)
The ever beautiful jessica drake stands five feet eight inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds and measures 34C-24-35.
jessica is not only beautiful, but she is intelligent, charming, very well spoken, and she loves to meet and chat with her fans.
Ms. drake is a very good feature dancer and well worth the trip to a nearby club in spite of today's ridiculous fuel prices. So, I want everybody to get out to their nearby clubs to see jessica perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I can not imagine anybody being disappointed that they did so.
Pay jessica a visit at: jessicadrake.com
Friday, June 6Th, I headed west to the relatively new Skin Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with Shyla Stylez and to observe both of her shows of the evening.
For Shyla's first show she wore a jewel encrusted choker around her neck and a more or less matching bracelet on her left wrist. She also wore a set of black wings, a black latex vinyl bra decorated with sequins and a very small mini-skirt which consisted of a wide band of black latex vinyl from which hung a wide band of sheer black cloth. Beneath the mini-skirt, Shyla wore a black G-string, and for footwear, she wore a pair of knee-high, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, black boots that laced up the front.
Shyla ended this show with a hot candle wax bit, and she performed it to rock music that I'm not familiar with.
For her second performance, Shyla did her cowgirl show. Her costume for this show consisted of a straw cowboy hat, a pair of slightly tattered cut off blue jean shorts and a red and white checkered bikini. The bikini had white ruffled lace around the edges of the breast cups and around all the edges of the bikini bottoms. For footwear, Shyla wore a pair of mid-calf high white boots with spiked heels and platform soles. The boots laced up the front.
Shyla opened this show with Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy,'' followed with a rock number I'm not familiar with, then finished up with Buckcherry's, ''Crazy Bitch.''
Toward the end of the show, Shyla did some interesting things with lollipops and ice cubes. (if anybody wishes to know the details, they should go to a club to see Shyla perform.)
Shyla Stylez is a beautiful, blonde haired, intelligent, and extremely friendly woman. She also has a good sense of humor, is a good conversationalist, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
Shyla is a good performer, and her shows are generally a lot of fun! Plus, her interaction with the tip rail customers is nearly off the charts these days!
I definitely recommend that anybody who gets a chance to go to a club to see Shyla Stylez perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail!
Shyla can be found at: ShylaStylezxxx.com
Sunday, June 8Th, I attended Erotica-LA at the Los Angeles Convention Center. In the five and a half hours I was there, I swear I walked my feet and legs into a state of terminal ache! And, that wasn't the least of it. More to follow.
During the time I was there at Erotica-LA, I saw quite a number of people I already knew and met a good number of people for the first time. Many of said people were participating in the event, and some were just there walking around and saying hello to people the same as I was.
The people there whom I already knew or had at least met before were: Aubrey Addams, Brad Armstrong, Nikki Benz, Tori Black, Summer Cummings, Stormy Daniels, jessica drake, Andy Enomoto, owner and publisher of Private Dancer Magazine, Gary Gottlieb, owner and publisher of Stiletto Magazine, Darryl Hanah, Jenny Hendrix, Nicki Hunter, the legendary Ron Jeremy, Teanna Kai, Katja Kassin, Sunny Lane, Michelle Lay, Kaylani Lei, Lynn LeMay, Amber Lynn, Gina Lynn, Nina Mercedez, Powder, Cindy Pucci, Tee Reel, Morgan Reigns, Darien Ross, Sammi Ross, Hershel Savage, Lisa Sparxxx, Randy Spears, Elizabeth Starr, Stevi, Aurora Snow, Stephanie Swift, Teagan (formerly Teagan Presley), and Taylor Wane. Also, I should not forget to mention my illustrious editor-in-chief and good friend, Steve Nelson!
The people whom I met for the first time at the event were: Carrie Ann, Lexi Belle, Audrey Bitoni, Ashlynn Brooke, Katie Cummings, Cherokee D'Ass, Debi Diamond (Yes, I have finally gotten to meet the legendary Ms. Diamond!), Kelly Divine, Allie Foster, Kayden Kross, Lux Kassidy, Kaelyn Landers, Louisa Lanewood, Rebeca Linares (I actually didn't get a chance to introduce myself to Rebeca, but I did at least see her there.), Cameron Love, Moxxie Maddron, Mikayla Mendez, Natasha Nice, Gia Nova, Mia Presley, Rachel Roxxx, Sophia Santi, Brynn Tyler, and Kiki Vidis.
Gia Nova won the third place position taking the bronze medal in the, ''Showgirl,'' category of this year's Golden G-String Awards. The contest is held at the Penthouse Club in my beloved New Orleans French Quarter. That was pretty impressive for a lady who had been feature dancing for less than a year at the time of her win!
My long afternoon spent at this event was very much enjoyable, even though I did feel as if I had worn my legs down to nothing more than very short nubs by the time the event ended.
F.O.X.E. Awards Show
After Erotica-LA closed for another year, I drove up to the world famous Whiskey a Go-Go, in West Hollywood, to cover the F.O.X.E. Awards Show.
The show opened with the incredible Sunny Lane performing one of her great shows. (Before Sunny's show was finished, she was joined on the stage by Shawna Lenee and Madison Scott.) Once Sunny had finished, the legendary Bill Margold gave a short speech, then introduced Summer Cummings who hosted the show. Next up was Sondra London dancing a show.
After Sondra had finished, she was followed onto the stage by none other than Crystal Storm who also danced one of her shows. Next, Raymond Pistol was presented with the brand new Patron Saint of Erotica Award. Then, Taylor Wane presented the Chorizo Brothers with the Lifetime Achievement Award. The Brothers then brought out the Chorizo Girls who were Anita Blue, Taylor Wane, Crystal Storm, Elizabeth Starr, Sondra London, Jessica D'Vine, Porsche Lynn and a lady whose name I never managed to learn.
This was followed by Savannah Jane, Jennifer Veniettra(Sp?) and Jessica D'vine performing a mild girl/girl/girl domination show for lack of a better description. (On second thought, I believe the ladies show could be better described as a demonstration of rough lesbian three way sex than domination.) This show was very interesting to say the least, and that is coming from a man who isn't the least bit into domination, bondage, S and M, etc. Following the three sexy ladies onto the stage to do a dance number was the original Midori who is a sister of the singer Jodie Watley.
Next up was some of the magic of magician Jason Gemini. Now it came time for Bill Margold to induct Bionca, Debi Diamond and Porsche Lynn into the Legends of Erotica. Next followed a broasting of Debi Diamond. After the broast, a short compilation film of moments from past F.O.X.E. Awards Shows was shown. Following that, Monica Mayhem's rock band, ''Sweet Avenge,'' played three numbers. (I have been watching Monica dance for a good while now, but on this night, I learned that she is also a talented singer!) Finally, Bill Margold got all of the ladies who took part in the show up onto the stage for group photos, then the evening ended.
All of the people who participated in the entertainment and the awards presentations did a spectacular job of making for a very enjoyable evening for all.
Some of the industry people who showed up just to hang out were: Chris Charming, former adult male talent the original Tommy Gunn, Anita Cannibal, Craig Valentine, Ron Jeremy, Angelae Le Chastaignia, Bethany Sweet, Amber Lynn and Valentino.
Another person I met this evening was Roy Karch. Roy was the first man to ever shoot an adult film with video tape back in 1974.
If I have misspelled anybodies name in this column, I do sincerely apologize. Hopefully, everybody will realize that this long day was also as hectic for me as it was for them.
All in all, I had a great Sunday, and it was well worth having a small amount of discomfort in walking today! And, one of the reasons it was such a great day is the fact that I believe I got more hugs and kisses during the day and evening then I've every received during any sexual encounter in my life!
While I will be doing something adult industry related for the next two days, I believe I will wait until my next column to divulge just what it is; therefore, that will do it for this time around. Everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,