February 09, 2008 01:35pm
MWA: Jana Jordan
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Once again, I really don't have anything to open with that I haven't mentioned at least once before. So, why not go directly to the discussion of hot, sexy, women? That does sound like a plan to me. What!? We haven't started yet!?
Friday evening, January 25Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to meet Ninn Worx_SR contract star Jana Jordan and to observe her first two shows of the evening.
For her first show, Jana wore what I can only call an, ''Alice in Wonderland,'' costume. (Actually, I would have never thought of that idea. I must give credit and thanks to my friend Ruben for that one. He is the one who thought of it, not I.) This costume consisted of a light blue head band that went over the top of Jana's head and had a bow at the top. The costume also consisted of a light blue top with a wide white ribbon laced in the front even though the top had a zipper in the back for easier removal. Additionally, Jana wore a small light blue, ruffled, mini-skirt that had a crinoline petticoat built in. Jana also wore a black choker around her throat. Beneath her outer garments, Jana wore a black G-string style thong, a pair of knee-high white stockings and a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes with ankle straps.
At the beginning of her second show, Jana carried a wand that consisted of a silver handle with a red star on the top end. Just below the star, the handle was encircled with some pink fur-like stuff. Jana's costume for this show consisted of a pink bikini bra, a very small pink crinoline petticoat worn like a mini-skirt. This petticoat/mini-skirt affair had a wide dark red ribbon tied in a bow in back. The ends of the ribbon hung down several inches beneath the bow. (I'm not certain, but the ribbon appeared to hold this clothing item together.) Beneath all of this, Jana wore a pink G-string style thong. For footwear, Jana wore a pair of clear plastic shoes with white stiletto heels and platform soles. (the heels and soles appeared to be one solid piece attached to the bottom of each shoe.)
During her second show, Jana performed some pole work. She also penetrated herself with the handle of her wand, but just a little bit because of sharp edges at the end of the handle.
As best as I can remember, Jana performed both of the shows I observed to rock music.
Jana commits excellent interaction with the denizens of the tip rail. If fact, I'm rather tempted to say that she got about as wild as she dared in this particular club.
Just to give an example of what Jana's interaction can be like, Eric Lomax was sitting to my right at the tip rail during Jana's first show of the evening. At one point, after she was completely nude, Jana ended up lying on the stage in front of Eric. Fortunately, Eric had already finished his drink, because Jana dug several pieces of ice from his glass, one piece at a time, and proceeded to cool herself off in various ways with the ice cubes. Next, she took the straw from Eric's glass and introduced it to her crotch. Once Jana had tired of playing with Eric's straw, she tossed it back to him. She then proceeded to dump the remainder of the ice cubes over her body.
I found Jana to be very friendly, very sweet, and she is an excellent conversationalist. It was quite obvious to me that Jana truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.
This green-eyed young beauty is a native of Houston, Texas. She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs ninety-seven pounds and measures 32B-24-32. And, her body is all natural and in an excellent condition!
Jana Jordan already does a very good job on stage and is, in my opinion, very charming and entertaining. Therefore, I want everybody who might get an opportunity to do so to get to a nearby club to see Jana perform and to meet her in person at their earliest convenience. I do not believe anybody who does so will ever be disappointed that they did. And, I'm certain that Jana will appreciate the love and support.
Jana has no website at this time, but she can be found at: MySpace/Janafoxy
I would have liked to go to the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen's Club to see Daisy Marie perform and to spend a little time with her on this weekend. However, since I was a bit short of funds, and because I never know if the management of this club is going to comp me or make me pay the cover charge, I decided to stay home and save the cost of the gasoline. After all, forty miles one way is a bit of a trip. Especially if a person doesn't know whether or not they will be able to accomplish anything, or if the trip might turn out to be a wasted effort.
So, since Jana Jordan was the only feature I managed to see on this weekend, this will be a wrap for this column. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of some of the world's most beautiful women. Until then, everybody have a great week, stay safe, and live life as it there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,