June 18, 2007 04:16am
MWA: Alexis Amore, Jenna Haze, Lizzy Borden, Teanna Kai
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This week, I have absolutely nothing to speak about other than my ladies; therefore, let us now begin the discussion of gorgeous women without any further ado!
Thursday, June 14Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Alexis Amore and to observe her final show of the evening.
I had hoped to be able to observe both of her shows on this evening, but things just didn't work out for me. Half way to the club, I reached into the center console just to discover that I was completely out of the free admission passes which covered all of the Rhino Corporation clubs. So, when I arrived, my homeless buddy who lives under the freeway approached me. I paid him ten dollars for a free pass. Now comes the problems. Even though the downtown Rhino has always accepted all passes from me regardless of the wording on said passes, this time the doorman told me that the new general manager had told him not to accept any passes that said, "Not valid for special events," on them because he considered having a feature to be a special event. (This is not unusual. Many of the clubs have this same policy. Also, in defense of my homeless buddy, when I was leaving the club in the wee hours of the morning, he came to me and apologized for giving me a pass that didn't work. He then exchanged the pass for one that will get me free admission anytime.)
To shorten the story, after speaking with the new GM, Brandon Engle, he comped me for the evening and did something to ensure that I don't have any more problems at his club in the near future.
Of course, by the time I got into the club, Alexis was down to nothing but a pink garter belt and was finishing her show; therefore, I can't say anything about her costume. I didn't see it.
For her final performance of the evening, Alexis did her nurse show. Her costume for this show consists of a white modification of a nurse's cap with a red ball in the middle and a white cross in the middle of the ball. Additionally, she wore a very short, white, nurse's uniform style dress with a large red ball over her left breast and again with a white cross in the middle of the ball. Beneath the dress, Alexis wore a white bra, a white garter belt, and a white thong. She also wore white fishnet stockings and clear, platform soled, stiletto heeled shoes.
Alexis' cap and dress were made of a material that until now I have been referring to as latex. However, the longer I used this reference, the more I thought it didn't sound right. On this night, I thought to speak with Alexis on the subject. Alexis was fairly certain that what we were dealing with is called patent leather. I do believe she is right; therefore, that is what I will now call said material. I do plan to ask a few of the other ladies the same question, but I believe they are all going to tell me the same thing. (Give me a break! I'm not a women's fashion designer, nor am I a trained cobbler!)
From what I saw and heard, Alexis performed both shows to rock and pop music.
As usual, Alexis committed extremely good up close, personal, in your face, and somewhat hands on interaction with the tip rail homesteaders.
In my honest opinion, Alexis Amore is one of the most interesting features around today. Also, she is quite sexy and exotic looking. She is smart, very well spoken, extremely friendly, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. Therefore, I do not feel that anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Alexis perform and to meet her in person. And, if Alexis isn't booked at any local clubs in the near future, why not start bugging the owners and managers of said local clubs until they give in and book Alexis?
Take a good look at Alexis at: ClubAlexis.com
Friday afternoon, June 15Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Jenna Haze and to observe her matinee show.
For her matinee show, Jenna wore a black midriff style top with elbow length sleeves which had two large ruffles on the bottom edge. She also wore a very small, pleated, black skirt which was decorated with two small red bows. Beneath the top and skirt, Jenna wore a black bra that was decorated with a red bow between her breasts. Additionally, Jenna wore a black thong. All pieces of her costume, with the exception of the thong, was decorated with small, gem-like, sequins. For footwear, Jenna wore a pair of black, platform soled, high heeled boots that came to within a few inches of her knees and laced up the front.
Jenna performed this show to rock and pop music.
As for Jenna's interaction with the customers, it is still limited to lots of sexy smiles and close up views of the goodies, and that does not bother me in the least. It is her choice. I still would recommend that anybody who gets a chance to see Jenna perform and to meet her in person should do so. She is a very sweet, friendly, positive minded person. She is also smart and well spoken. And, she truly does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans. (for anybody in southern California, Jenna plans to attend Erotica-LA which is being held at the Los Angeles Convention Center on June 22ND through the 24Th.)
Jenna can be ogled at: JennaHaze.com
Friday night, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Lizzy Borden and to observe both of her shows.
Lizzy has a great memory. This was only the second time we have met, yet she recognized me and knew who I was. That is really spectacular considering that our first meeting was in 2002, when Lizzy directed the scene in Extreme Associates', "Cocktails 3," in which I appeared.
For her first show, Lizzy wore a white bridal veil, a black bustier, and a white hoop skirt. Beneath the bustier and hoop skirt, she wore a red with white polka dots bikini bra and lacy black panties. Under the panties, she wore a black thong and black fishnet pantie hose. To finish out the costume, Lizzy wore red, knee high, platform soled, high heeled boots.
For her final show, Lizzy wore the same costume, yet it was different in the fact that she also wore a black bikini bra with a white skull and cross bones on each cup, and she wore black G-string style panties.
Lizzy did something during both shows that I have never seen before. At one point in each show, she came up with a butcher knife which she proceeded to put into her mouth, then used it to spank herself on her crotch. (One of the house dancers mentioned to me that Lizzy cut her clothes with the knife. However, I didn't see her do it myself, and as to what she might have cut, I have no idea, since she wasn't wearing much when she picked up the knife in either show.)
During her first show, Lizzy's interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was mostly lots of sexy smiles and close up views of the goodies. However, after the show had ended, Lizzy when around the stage and thanked and hugged every single man and woman at the rail.
I don't know what may have made the difference, but during her final show, Lizzy's interaction was very much up close, personal, and in your face. Plus, she once again when around the stage and thanked and hugged everybody at the rail, once the show had ended.
Lizzy performed both of her shows to rock and pop music.
Since this was the first time I had seen Lizzy dance, I'm not certain what I was thinking or expecting, but I was somewhat surprised by how well Lizzy performed on stage. I suppose I was expecting something less, because I hadn't heard too much about Lizzy feature dancing.
As it turned out, Lizzy performed so well as the vast majority of the features I have observed over the years! Therefore, after having observed two of Lizzy's shows, I do recommend that everybody who gets an opportunity to see Lizzy perform and to meet her in person take full advantage of said opportunity!
Lizzy Borden is a lovely, sexy looking woman who is also smart, friendly, quite well spoken, and appears to very much enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.
Lizzy told me that she would be signing at Erotica-LA, and that she will again be featuring dancing at the downtown Los Angeles Rouge. I believe the date will be the 20Th of July.
Lizzy can be seen at: LoveLizzyBorden.com
Saturday, June 16Th, I went to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to say hello to Teanna Kai and to observe both of her shows.
When I arrived at the door, I could hear Teanna's intro; therefore, by the time I got inside the club and found a seat at the tip rail, she was already topless. The parts of her costume that I saw still on her were a pair of fingerless, black, fishnet gloves that came up to just above her elbows, a pair of leopard print thong panties, a pair of black, stiletto heeled, suede boots that came up to and covered her knees, and her jewelry.
For her final show, Teanna came onto the stage wearing a pair of very dark sunglasses, a long coat that was open in the front from her waist down, leather wristbands decorated with metal studs, a bustier which was also decorated with metal studs, a bra, a leather belt decorated with metal studs, and a pair of bikini panties. Under the bikini panties, Teanna wore a thong. Additionally, she wore a pair of fishnet stocking and a pair of platform soled, stiletto heeled, boots that came up to just above her knees. All the pieces of this costume were made of black latex vinyl with the exception of the wrist straps and the belt. (I had the same discussion with Teanna that I had with Alexis Amore Thursday evening. Teanna felt that the material I have been calling latex, and that Alexis felt was patent leather, is actually known as latex vinyl. Came anybody settle this for me once and for all? It is driving me out of my tree!)
Teanna performed both of her shows to rock and pop music, and her interaction with the tip rail squatters was very good, as always.
I do recommend that people who get an opportunity to go to a club and see Teanna perform and meet her in person do so, especially if they have a thing for Asian-American women.
While Teanna is rather on the petite side of the coin, she is all natural, very cute, and extremely sexy looking. She is also smart, a good conversationalist, has a good sense of humor, and enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. I go to the clubs to see Teanna any time I can; therefore, I see no reason why anybody else shouldn't do the same.
Visit Teanna at: TeannaKaiLive.com
Okay good people, that is it for another week. Everybody stay safe, have a good week, and live life as it there were no tomorrow! Now then, let's all meet back here the next time to continue our discussions of beautiful women!
Bonsoir et au revoir,