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March 05, 2007 12:26am
MWA: Cindy Crawford, Tory Lane, Angelica Wild, Holly Morgan
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Unfortunately, I am a little over a week late getting this column written. It would have been done a few days ago, but I suddenly lost my DSL connection! Okay now theny, let us move on to the discussion of gorgeous women!

Cindy Crawford

Thursday, February 22ND, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Cindy Crawford and to observe one of her shows.

I believe Cindy's costume for this show consisted of a red plaid necktie, a red plaid mini skirt, a white midriff blouse that tied between her breasts, a string bikini the color of which I can't remember, and red and black high heeled shoes.

Cindy performed to rock music during this show. And, for a lady who has only danced once in approximately two years, she performed very well. I suppose it really is like riding a bicycle. Once learned, you never forget.

I'll have more to say about Cindy in a moment.

Tory Lane

Friday afternoon, February 23rd I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to observe Tory Lane's matinee show and to chat with her for a bit.

For this show, Tory wore a costume that consisted of a red plaid necktie, a latex, short sleeved, black, bolero style midriff jacket, a black latex mini skirt with a strip of red plaid cloth around the bottom, and stiletto heeled, platform soled, black shoes. Beneath all this, she wore a black cup-less bra and a black G-string. The black riding crop Tory carried onto the stage put the finishing touch on the costume.

Tory performed this show to hip hop and rock music.

Tory Lane is a very sexy, beautiful, friendly, well spoken woman with a very good sense of humor. Also, she very much enjoys meeting her fans and is an absolute pleasure to chat with.

Tory performs very well on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is very good.

I highly recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity to see Tory perform and to meet her in person take advantage of said opportunity.

Check Tory out at: ToryLane.com

Angelica Wild

Friday night, I went to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to observe one of Angelica Wild's shows.

For various reasons I got there late; therefore, Angelica was already down to a white bra with red trim, a pair of white thong style panties and white high-heeled shoes by the time I walked into the club.

I believe this must have been a nurse show because of the big red crosses that were on the front of each cup of her bra.

Angelica performed this show to rock music.

Angelica performs very well on stage, and she is friendly, smart, well spoken and she loves meeting her fans.

I do recommend that anybody who might get a chance to go to a club to see Angelica perform and to meet her in person not allow the opportunity to slip past them.

Visit Angelica at: AngelicaWild.com

Holly Morgan

Saturday night I drove up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to observe Holly Morgan's first show of the evening.

For this show, Holly wore a costume which consisted of a black string bikini a red plaid mini skirt and black, stiletto heeled, platform soled shoes.

Holly performed the one show I saw to basically rock music, if I remember correctly.

For a relative newcomer to feature dancing, Holly does very well on stage and her interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers is very good.

Holly is a pretty young woman with a very nice looking body. She is very friendly, intelligent, well spoken, seems to have a good sense of humor and she seems to enjoy meeting her fans.

I believe Holly will continue to improve with experience, and is already worth the drive to a local club to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Holly can be seen at: LADirectModels.com

Cindy Crawford Revisited

After saying goodnight to Holly, I doubled back to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend some more time with Cindy Crawford and to observe her last two shows of the evening. Why? Because Cindy had asked me to come back to spend more time with her. Yeah, I know. My luck isn't all bad all the time.

For the first of Cindy's shows I saw on this night, her costume consisted of a sort of silver lame' jump suit with enough material missing to make it very sexy. I don't remember what her shoes were like other than the fact that they were high-heeled. If I remember correctly, Cindy's bra and G-string matched the jump suit.

The costume Cindy wore for her final show, the second one I saw on this evening, was a sort of jump suit with a leopard skin pattern in its coloring. On second thought, it may have been a two piece outfit. She wore a matching bandanna on her head, and what appeared to be cream colored, stiletto heeled, shoes. Beneath the rest of the costume, Cindy wore some sort of a one piece bathing suit like garment that amounted to little more than some strips of cloth covering just the essentials, but not for long.

Cindy performed both of these shows to rock music.

If Ms. Crawford had been a little nervous Thursday night, she certainly got back into the swing of things in no time. On this night, she was the same Cindy I saw dance a couple of years ago. For that matter, I personally thought she did a fine job on Thursday evening, and I told her so!

This beautiful, sexy, lady is extremely friendly, smart, very well spoken, a blast to hang out with, and she truly loves meeting her fans. She is especially fun to be around when she already knows and trusts a person. I know, because both nights I saw her, she gave me a girlfriend experience like nothing I've had for a good while now.

Because none of the customers were bothering to come over to her for autographs or anything, we especially enjoyed each others company Thursday evening. The way we were getting along, I'm certain that at least a few of the other customers thought we were an item, or that I had some terrible secret I was holding over her pretty head. (We weren't able to spend quite so much time with each other on this night as I would have liked, but it was for a good reason. After each of the shows I observed, two men and one woman spent much of Cindy's free time getting lap dances from her. Hey, I'm always happy to step aside anytime there are customers willing to help my ladies pay their bills. Heaven knows I can't support them all by myself!)

So people, get to a club to see Cindy perform, meet her in person, be nice to her and get to know her as soon as possible! She is well worth the time and effort to go see her!

From what I am seeing on the Internet, and from what Cindy told me, I do not believe she has an official website up at this time, or at least not one that she has any control over. If memory serves me correctly, Cindy told me about one or more unscrupulous webmaster shafting her. I believe she also told me that she was in the process of building an official Cindy Crawford website that she would run and have complete control over. In the meantime, there is bound to be plenty of pictures of Cindy to be found simply by doing a search of the Internet.

Wait a minute! Come to think of it, Cindy can still be seen at: LADirectModels.com

Okay good people, that will be it for now. Hopefully, my DSL will behave itself long enough for me to write and submit my next column within the next couple of days. Everybody stay safe, and always remember to enjoy life as much as possible!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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