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February 16, 2007 01:59am
MWA: Puma Swede, PrimeTime Uncensored
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. While there were plenty of features around last weekend, last Wednesday, I was so exhausted from lack of sleep and other things, I didn't feel safe to drive anywhere, much less back home in the middle of the night. So, I stayed home and tired to get some rest. Thursday evening proved to be the same story, so once again, I stayed home. Come Friday, I was in a bit better shape, but I just didn't feel like going anywhere, so I didn't. When Saturday evening rolled around, I still didn't feel like going anywhere, but because I hadn't seen Puma Swede for quite a while, I forced myself to get up off of my butt and hit the freeways.

Let us now move on the the discussion of Puma.

Puma Swede

Saturday night, February 10Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with Puma Swede and to observe two of her shows.

For the first show I saw, Puma wore a camouflage mini skirt, a camouflage jacket, a camouflage vest. And a camouflage utility cap. She also had a camouflage bandanna tied around her right thigh. Beneath the rest of her costume, Puma wore a black G-string trimmed with rhinestones. In the dim light coming mainly from the colored stage lights, I couldn't tell the color for certain, but I think the high-topped, stiletto healed, boots Puma was wearing might have been a sort gray green color in keeping with the military theme.

At various times during the show, Puma pulled one female customer and two male customers up onto the stage and had some fun and games with them. The guys of course got into it, but the girl was either so straight as a string, or was extremely bashful, which never-the-less made it rather fun to watch. I do believe it amused Puma very much.

For the second show I observed, Puma wore stiletto heeled, platform soled, shoes, and black fishnet hose that went all the way up to within about two inches of the bottom of her buns. There was a two inch wide strip of black latex at the top of the hose. (Those were some long hose!) She also wore a red and black European looking police hat. Additionally, she wore a black mini-skirt trimmed with rhinestones and a black G-string bikini, the bra and panties of which were also trimmed with rhinestones. To finish the costume, she carried a black whip onto the stage.

At one point during this show, she pulled a young Asian female customer up onto the stage, and this young lady wasn't quite so shy as the first lady. I do believe she was enjoying herself and getting into it quite a bit.

For all intents and purposes, Puma danced to rock music during both of these shows. If I remember correctly, she opened the second show I saw to the, "Bad Boys," theme from, "Cops."

Puma is a tall blonde Swedish beauty who is extremely friendly, a lot of fun to hang around with, and who has a great sense of humor. Also, she performs quite well on stage. (I seriously doubt that I need to say anymore about her interaction with the tip rail patrons. If anybody doesn't get the idea by now, they never will.) I do recommend that anybody who might get a chance to go to a club to see Puma Swede perform and to meet her in person should do so. I do not think they would be disappointed with the experience.

Because Puma didn't have a roadie, as I'm prone to do, I hung around and kept an eye on her and her stuff. And, I volunteered to take several Polaroids of Puma with various customers.

Before she went back to the dressing room to prepare for her next show, Puma asked me if there was anything she could do for me for helping her out. Then, before I could respond, she asked me if I would like a lap dance to repay me for helping her. I think I need to see a psychiatrist. I said thank you but no thanks. Yes, like an idiot, I turned her down.

After the next show, she insisted on giving me a couple of autographed 8X10s of her that I didn't have yet.

I don't know, but I think there has to be something insane about settling for 8X10s over a lap dance from that lady!

Check Puma out at: PumaSwede.com


Sunday evening, February 11Th, thanks to Tony Batman personally inviting me, I attended the PrimeTimeUncensored.com launch party. Yes, Internet television has arrived!

Batman told me that people will be able to go to the website and view the broadcasts for free, or they can subscribe to the site and as members, they will receive a higher quality transmission. (an article I have read indicated that subscribers will receive more adult content than the people who watch the free broadcast.)

The first ever broadcast kicked off at 7PM, and covered the party with interviews with almost all of the adult industry ladies present, and several of the men.

There were large bowls of chips and pretzels, and some veggie trays with dip sitting here and there for the party attendees consumption. Also, there was plenty of bottled water, soft drinks, and a beer keg available for those of us who might have been thirsty.

In addition to being able to watch the broadcast live, there was a DJ set up in the back room playing music.

The people in attendance whom I knew, or had at least met before, were: Batman, of course, Vanessa Blue, James DiGiorgio, who was the cameraman on the "Brooke Hunter's Ecstasy 2" shoot (my first film appearance), Tommy Gunn, Paulina James, Lynn Lemay, Monica Mayhem, Gordon Mui (an industry photographer I know), Cleopatra of the Nile, Amber Peach, and last but certainly not least, Taylor Wane.

Also, Don Hollywood dropped in for a few minutes to make the rounds and say hello to everybody before heading out to Calabasas to take care of some business.

During the party, I had the good fortune to meet: Kristen Andreotti, from the Bikini Boxing Federation, the extremely sexy looking Nyomi Banx, Lucy Fire, formerly known as Charlie Fire (story to follow), the stunningly cute, pretty, and sexy-looking Gia Givanna, Alisha Moore, a newcomer to the adult entertainment industry whom I think will go far, Veronica Rayne, Cousin Stevie, and Paige Taylor.

I might mention that all of the ladies at the party were beautiful and very sexy looking!

When I asked Lucy Fire about the name change, she told me that she had changed agents, and that the name change was her new agent's idea. He felt that the new name sounded cuter and went better with her red hair and good looks. He also mentioned to her that red hair, Lucifer, and fire all boiled down to Lucy Fire. Get it? Lucifer equals Lucy Fire. (Personally, I like Lucy Fire better than I do Charlie Fire. Besides, there are already several Charlies around the industry.)

Gordon Mui wasn't the only industry photographer there. There was at least four others running around and keeping themselves quite busy.

Speaking of photographers, I was standing around, minding my own business, when Nyomi Banx suddenly decided to have Vanessa Blue take a photo of Nyomi and I. Unfortunately, I didn't think about getting one of them to e-mail a copy to me until I was halfway home. I suppose I'll have to see what I can do about tracking down an e-mail address for one or both of the ladies. I really would like to have a copy of that photo. It came out really good, even if I do say so myself.

All in all, it was a very good party, and I enjoyed myself very much. Hey, it beat the living daylights out of sitting in front of this computer and swearing at my dial-up connection. (Just one more day, and my DSL will be installed! I can hardly wait! At long last, I will have DSL! In fact, by the time anybody reads this, I should be up and running.)

Here are some websites for my readers to enjoy: TonyBatman.com ClubVanessaBlue.com TommyGunnXXX.com PaulinaJamesXXX.com LynnLeMay.com MonicaMayhem.com CleosOasis.com AmberPeachXXX.com TaylorWane.com CousinStevie.com

Okay, that is it for another week. Everybody stay safe, have a great week, and don't forget to live life as if there were no tomorrow.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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