December 29, 2006 06:53pm
Porno Dan Getting Married
Source: Letters to the Editor
by: Porno Dan
Yes its true the quote my friend the Kaiser, "Icon, the legend, the showstopper, the P to the D is getting married!" At long last after having lived with a former adult video superstar, a couple strippers, a law school student, and two women in sales I am getting married.
I have always been deathly scared of getting married and that is why I have pushed all the other girls I lived with and loved, out of my life. Maybe because I am older, wiser or just growing up, I have decided to stop fighting love, to accept it and to act on it. I will be getting married January 14, in my old hometown of Las Vegas at the chapel in the Stratosphere hotel at night!
My wedding is going to be attended by my mother, sister, brother, my cousin and my closet friends from DC, Baltimore and LA. I am really looking forward to this new chapter in my life.
The girl I am marrying is prefect for me - for one I think she is the prettiest little thing I have seen in my life. She also accepts and loves me for my idiosyncrasies like my silly songs and funny dances that I do, all the things I think are funny she finds entertaining as well. I have known her for two and half years and know, and love, everything about her and realize that yes, she is the one for me to begin and finish this chapter of my life.
If any of you are going to be in Vegas let me know as I will be having a big reception that will be open to the public at one of the clubs there.