December 11, 2006 11:07pm
December From the Trenches by Dave Cummings
Source: Courtesy of DaveCummings.com
by: Dave Cummings
Three fabulous days of sex, appearances, Expos, a pajama party, etc, including a LOT of ground breaking happened this month in Houston. Fortunately for my penis (did ya notice that I was somewhat cultured in not saying "cock"?!), I was one of the folks invited to the events organized by "Adult Quest" magazine, featuring sponsorship by Wicked Pictures and jessica drake, and attendance by a bevy of Show Girl Feature Dancers, Porn Stars, and VIPs.
Let me mention as many of the showgirls, porn stars, and special attendees that my old-fart memory can recall: Wicked Contract girls Jessica Drake and Carmen Hart, feature entertainment Legend Jade Simone St Clair, Angelica West, Stephanie Swift, Brianna Love, Tyla Wynn, Lisa Sparxxx, Vivian West, Victoria Valentino, Hottie Hollie, Summer Haze, Heather Pink, Daisy Duxxx, Daphne Rosen, Paradise Lei, Dennis Hof and Liv Wylder of the world famous BunnyRanch, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels, Brandon Iron, and of course Adult Quest’s President John Gray and its Editor Steve Seidman who made it all happen.
Yup, ground breaking happened in Texas. Just like the people of Houston seem to strongly hold their gentlemen’s clubs near and dear to their hearts in spite of religious radical bellyaching in some parts of Texas, many of the citizens of Houston also strongly supported this fine event. Somewhat surprisingly, no demonstrators even showed up to vomit their hypocrisy at the www.lonestarpornutopia.com events of last week. It made me wonder a bit if perhaps Texans are tired of the baloney and unrealistic and intrusive governmental pandering against privacy and personal freedoms, and the adverse impacts upon citizen sexual freedoms by governments violating the line between church and state! I was proud of all the fans who came out to see and interact with us, and I applaud their willingness to reject the hypocrites of the radical right. Every adult club we toured was pack full, the male/female/couples attendees were fantastic, and I felt like I was among the Real people of Texan. In my opinion, the politicians need to start noticing the Real people of America and start supporting and truly representing them, instead pandering to the religious radicals who contribute hypocritical campaign monies and votes to them. Bottom line, Houston had a groundbreaking event, and the Constitution is alive and well.
Yes, the many and varied events were attended by a lot of single females and couples, not just men. Everyone was smiling, everyone was enjoying reality, and everyone was breaking new ground against religious and/or government oppression of sexual freedom between and among consenting adults.
I noted that swingers were in abundance throughout all the events. I personally enjoyed husbands bringing their wives over to be photographed with me, including the sex play that some of the wives initiated. I had a lot of erections all weekend, some for cameras. At times, even some of the lovely females in our group walked up to me and grabbed my erect penis, and one the wives at one stop even gave me head in full view of lots of onlookers. I was in sexual Heaven. I even arranged for her to bestow her oral skills on another guy in our group. Come to think of it, at another of the weekend’s events, a different wife went down on me and she later brought an additional younger couple to my hotel room for some hardcore sex orgying. I went through a lot of condoms. One funny story---without violating their privacy by naming names of the starlets, at one point while driving back to the hotel, our limo became alive with sex happenings; one porn starlet insisted that a certain porn legend put his penis in her butt and pound away while she fingered her vagina and played with my penis (not my dick, after all we’re classy folks and don’t always use naughty words!). She was almost at the point of climaxing when the limo pulled into our hotel lobby, whereupon she literally begged the driver to go around the block a few more times so she could cum. Indeed, she howled in delight as she climaxed. Her earlier frantic begging for the limo to go around the bloc was hilarious! Lots of other happening abounded, but it’s probably best for me to not venture into revealing particulars about all that sexual excitement; but, a lot of people had a lot of fun this past weekend. ‘Nuff said!
The weekend raised considerable donations for the fight against breast cancer, and Adult Quest generously matched a large part of the charitable giving. As a retired military guy, I saw a Marine in the audience of one club and sought him out to thank him for serving; he had just returned from Iraq, and was grateful to the club for tearing up his food and drink tab. On another occasion, John Gray saw another military returnee from the war zone purchasing a ticket for the next day’s Pajama Party, whereupon Mr. Gray gave him a free ticket and arranged for him to have a free hotel room and room service for the Pj party. I’m proud of our military folks, and I very much appreciated the way our entourage went out of their way to greet and thank them. I was one of those returning Vietnam veterans who was astonished by the way some soldiers, including some who suffered wounds, were mistreated when they got back to America from serving combat tours in Vietnam.
We’re about to start a new year. Let’s hope we get our troops out of harm’s way soon; and, let’s hope that politicians at all levels of government start providing constituents with more objective representation, not more subjective political baloney!
Drive safely and defensively, drink responsibly, enjoy the wonder of sex!