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October 30, 2006 02:46am
MWA: Shayla Lane, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Belladonna, Danielle Derek
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I believe I have touched on this before, but it bears repeating. This is for any house dancers who may be reading this. If, when asked to purchase a dance, a customer says, "No thank you," be gracious, smile, say something such as, "Thank you anyway," and move on to your next victim. Don't stomp off with your panties in a bunch. It won't become you. Also, do not stand there and beg, and do not attempt to negotiate. That only makes the customer uncomfortable, and it makes you look desperate. Yes, over this weekend, one dancer tried to give me a hard sell and lost any chance she may have had of ever selling me a dance. Why else would I bother to bring up the subject?

Okay now theny, that said, let us move on to the discussion of beautiful women.

Shayla Lane

Wednesday evening, October 18Th, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to spend a little time with Shayla Lane and to observe two of her shows.

For the first show I observed, Shayla wore a beautiful black, very sparkling, costume with red trim and finished off with a sparkling pair of gold colored high-heeled shoes.

She opened the show to, "Bad Boys," the theme from the, "Cops," TV show. During this first song, Shayla got a house dancer and a female customer up onto the stage, produced a set of handcuffs, and proceeded to play some fun and games with both of the ladies. (Isn't it odd that house dancers and features alike can practically get away with murder in most locations so long as they are playing with other dancers and/or female customers, but the second they get caught playing around with a man, it is suddenly an act of prostitution?!...

Shayla began dancing and stripping when the second song started playing, and she performed every well.

I don't think I need to speak of Shayla's interaction with the customers. It should be obvious from my description of the way she started this particular show that her interaction was very good.

For her last show of the evening, Shayla wore a black and white French maid costume with lots of lace, and yes, lots of sparkly stuff. Shayla opened this show to the, "Moulin Rouge," tune. (that number seems to be very popular with feature dancers these days. I still like Rosie Ledet's Zydeco rendition of that tune the best.)

Shayla Lane is a lovely and very sexy looking African-American beauty with a great looking body. Additionally, Shayla is intelligent, well-spoken, extremely friendly, truly enjoys meeting and conversing with her fans, and is a lot of fun to be around.

I should also mention that Shayla is another graduate of the, "Pure-Talent School of Dance," and she has had well over a year to take what she learned and develop it into her own style.

I do highly recommend that nobody ever pass up an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Shayla Lane perform and to meet her in person. In fact, I want everybody who reads this to drive the owners and managers of their local clubs insane with requests to book Shayla for a feature gig at said clubs!

Pay Shayla a visit at: ShaylaLane.com

Julia Ann

Thursday evening, October 19Th, I went to the new Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with Julia Ann and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

Since I have written about Julia Ann quite a few times now, I will simply say that she is a very good feature, and her shows are always entertaining. By the way, Julia Ann is one of those unique features who actually dances!

On this night, as usual, Julia Ann performed excellent interaction upon each and every single person at the tip rail.

Julia Ann loves to meet her fans. Also, she is smart, articulate, and has a very good sense of humor.

Julia Ann is an act not to be missed, so everybody get out to a club to see and meet this beautiful woman in person the very next time the opportunity arises.

Check the lady out at: JuliaAnn.com

Inari Vachs

Friday afternoon, October 20Th, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend a bit of time with my dear friend, Inari Vachs, and to observe her matinee show.

I have written about Inari a number of times in the past; therefore, allow me to rack my brain to see if I can say anything I haven't said before. Nope, I can't seem to think of anything, so I'll simply repeat myself.

Inari is a lovely, sexy, extremely friendly, smart, articulate, fun loving woman with a beautiful, all natural body and a fantastic sense of humor. Oh yes, she also loves to meet her fans.

Inari's musical selections are always good and appropriate for her shows. Also, her costumes are always interesting and sexy.

When it comes to her costumes, Inari can be very innovative. I remember a night at the Van Nuys Rouge about a year and a half ago, when I was speaking with Inari between shows. I commented that the costume she had just danced in looked like something a high school girl might wear to school, only much sexier.

Inari laughed and told me how the costume came about. That day, she had pulled a denim mini-skirt out of her closet, looked at it and thought, if I add this top, these shoes, and etc., etc., it would make a good costume, and that is exactly what she did.

When it comes to performing, Inari is not only good, but she is another one of those elite features who actually starts her shows by dancing. Also, Inari interacts very well with just about every tip rail patron she can get her lovely hands on.

Inari Vachs is a feature not to be missed, so, given the opportunity, everybody should get out to a club to see this lady perform and to meet her in person.

Inari can be found at: Inari-Vachs.com, InariVachsSex.com, InariVachsVOD.com, and XXXInari.com


After leaving the Van Nuys Rhino, I fought the traffic back to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with Belladonna and to observe her matinee show. (as it turned out, I need not have worried about the time. While I caught a traffic report in time not to attempt to traverse the southbound 101 freeway through the Hollywood area, poor Belladonna and her roadie got caught in the middle of the big mess caused by a multi-vehicle accident which caused the temporary closure of the entire southbound 101 at Barham Boulevard. Needless to say, I beat Belladonna to the club by approximately an hour.)

Belladonna is another lady I have written about somewhat recently, so I'll attempt to keep it brief this time.

Belladonna performs reasonably well on stage. Her costumes, while generally simple, are always sexy, and her musical selection is always good.

Her interaction with the tip rail customers, while limited to only a few, is generally good. Also, what she may lack in the up close, personal, and in your face style of interaction, is more than made up for by her expertise in performing magic tricks with a good sized dildo, namely making it disappear down her throat!

Belladonna is friendly, well-spoken, smart, and she enjoys meeting her fans.

In my opinion, Belladonna is certainly worth the drive to a nearby club; therefore, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Belladonna can be seen at: EnterBelladonna.com and XXXBelladonna.com

Danielle Derek

Saturday night, October 21st, I drove up to the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen's Club to observe one of Danielle Derek's shows.

Danielle is a nice looking blonde, who, at the height of five feet, five inches tall, and measurements of 34FF-22-31 1/2 is a slender woman. Yes, it is obvious that her breasts have been enhanced. So what? It is her body and her money. What is important, at least to me, is that she performs reasonably well on stage and looks decent while doing so.

Based on the one show I saw, I will say that her costumes are well made, appealing, and rather sexy. Also, her musical selection was good and appropriate for the show she was performing, and her interaction with the majority of the tip rail patrons was very good.

Since I wasn't going to be staying much longer, I was first in line, when Danielle came out onto the floor for her signing. And, I had to hurry it up, because Danielle needed to go give a lap dance, maybe more, to the guy in line behind me. Therefore, I can't say too much about Danielle's personality. However, based on the few seconds I spoke with her the first time we met, quite by accident, and the couple of minutes I spoke with her on this occasion, I feel that she is a friendly woman who likes meeting her fans.

I believe that Danielle is worth taking the time to go to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I will most likely go to see her again, given the opportunity, so I would recommend that others do the same.

Ogle Danielle at: DanielleDerek.com and LADirectModels.com

After leaving Rouge, I stopped in at the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend the rest of my evening with Inari Vachs. (No, I obviously can't get enough of Inari. She is beautiful. She is sexy. She is one of the sweetest, most loving, women I have ever met! What's that? Did I hear somebody say that I may be biased when it comes to Inari? Of course I am, and why shouldn't I be? She is one of my dearest friends, and I love her like family!)

Okay folks, that is enough for this week. Everybody stay safe, have a great week, and enjoy life. It is entirely too short as it is not to do everything possible to enjoy it while it lasts!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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