June 05, 2006 12:59am
MWA: Albuquerque Rhino, Hannah Harper, Devon Lee, Shy Love
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Well good people, I left my hole in the road Oklahoma hometown at approximately 10 Am, last Sunday, May 28Th and arrived home at approximately 6:15 Pm, Monday, May 29Th. (No, I didn't get much sleep during the trip, but that is another story.)
While driving through Albuquerque, New Mexico, Sunday evening, I stopped in at the Spearmint Rhino, to check it out.
I was met at the door by Jeremy, whom at first I thought just might be the door! He is at least so tall as the front door and almost as wide and he is not grossly over weight. He is simply a huge man! Can we say, jolly, white, Anglo-Saxon, gentle giant?! While Jeremy is a teddy bear of a fellow, I don't think I would want to be the one he caught mistreating any of the house dancers, or anybody else for that matter. The only thing more dangerous than messing with a quiet man, is messing with a very BIG, quiet man!
Once inside the door, I had the extreme pleasure of being exposed to the good-looking and very hot Diane, who was posted at the cash register. While there in the club, I also met and spoke with a very nice, friendly, floor-man named James.
When I told James that I would like to meet the manager before I left, he spoke with the manager, Richard Davis, then immediately escorted me upstairs to Richard's office.
I found Richard Davis to be a very charming, friendly, fellow, whom I liked immediately.
I also met a house dancer called Blue. Blue is a good looking, sexy, lady. She is extremely friendly, well spoken, somewhat mischievous and an absolute pleasure to speak with.
When I mentioned to Blue that I had spent the previous week in New Orleans, she informed me that she was originally from New Orleans and that she used to dance at the Show Bar, in the French Quarter.
While I didn't learn any of the waitresses names, they were all very nice looking hotties! Also, all the house dancers there are most definitely the quality of ladies one would expect to find at a Rhino club.
The club itself looks just like a Spearmint Rhino should, except that, unlike any other Rhino I've been in, it has two levels. When the night is slow, such as this Memorial Weekend Sunday evening was, all the activities are conducted on the ground floor, but when things get busy, they open up the second floor, which is approximately the same size as the ground floor and also has a stage and a bar. In fact, when they have a feature, she performs on the second floor.
If any of my readers ever find themselves in Albuquerque, stop in at the Spearmint Rhino, say hello to Jeremy, James, Richard, Diane, find Blue and buy some dances with her.
By the way, the Albuquerque Rhino serves alcohol, so have a few drinks and tip the waitresses well.
Okay, enough about my travels, etc., let us now begin the discussion of beautiful feature dancers, like right now!
Thursday evening, June 1st, I went to Rouge Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with Hannah Harper and to observe both of her shows.
Based on pictures I've seen in magazines, etc. and videos on news broadcasts, I used to labor under the impression that English women were generally not all that good looking. I most definitely changed my mind when I met Hannah Harper a few years ago. Of course, Great Britain is now less one beautiful women, since Hannah is their loss, America's, more specifically California's, gain.
Hannah is a very beautiful woman, with an extremely desirable body and a complexion to die for! She is very sweet, friendly, intelligent, quite well spoken and very loving of her friends. Also, I do believe she truly enjoys meeting her fans!
While Hannah's costumes are not what I would call elaborate, they are always quite sexy and very eye catching. Her musical selection is always well thought out and quite appropriate for each particular show. Hannah's stage performances are deliberate, quite sensual and rather laid back.
Hannah's interaction with the tip rail patrons is normally limited to lots of close up views of the goodies, extremely sexy smiles and occasional words of endearment. Hannah does this so well, I've never heard anybody complain about any lack of physical contact. (Hey, I get enough hugs and fond attention from Hannah between shows, so I would be the last guy to complain about anything she does or doesn't do! Can my readers tell, that I like Hannah very much?!)
Not only do I recommend that my readers go to a local club to see and meet Hannah Harper in person the first chance they get, but I want them to begin driving the owners and managers of their local clubs insane until they relent and book Hannah to feature in said clubs.
Get acquainted with Hannah at: HannahHarper.net
Friday afternoon, June 2ND, I went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello and to observe Devon Lee's matinee show.
Devon is a beautiful, blonde haired lady, with a body that could cause a cadaver to achieve an erection! She could most definitely get a reaction out of me and I just recently learned that a lady in my home town somehow got it into her head that I had died.
Devon is also very friendly, easy to chat with and enjoys meeting her fans.
For this matinee show, Devon took the stage in a very skimpy and extremely sexy, jungle queen costume made from some sort of fur. That costume looked very good on her and even better lying on the stage floor.
Devon dances to appropriate and good listening music and she performs very well. In fact, she is, in my opinion, one of the best features I've seen in recent years.
When it comes to interaction with the denizens of the tip rail, Devon Lee does an excellent job of getting up close and in your face personal and she does not leave one single customer out of the fun and games!
I highly recommend that my readers not pass up an opportunity to see this beauty perform and to meet her in person. In fact, why not begin the process of harassing the owners and managers of the local clubs to book Devon Lee to feature immediately, if not sooner. Also, if there are any Spearmint Rhino Corporation officers and/or managers reading this column, know that I want to see Devon Lee signed to a contract to dance at all of the Rhino clubs at her earliest convenience! If not, I intend to voice my opinion to those that I know at my earliest convenience!
I have never been able to find a website for Devon Lee; however, a person can find some very good pictures of her at: LADirectModels.com
After saying goodbye to Devon and leaving the Van Nuys Rhino, I drove out to Oxnard, where I made a little piggy of myself at the Hometown Buffet, then went to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Shy Love and to observe two of her shows.
While awaiting Shy's first show of the evening, I noticed her roadie speaking with the D.J., so I went over to say hello and to ask him to tell Shy that I was there. After speaking with me for a few minutes, he excused himself and went to the dressing room to check on Shy. At that time, I took a seat close to both the stage and the feature's dressing room. In just a few minutes, Erik was back and indicating that I should follow him. He then escorted me to the features dressing room, where he, Shy and I hung out chatting for about thirty minutes.
During that half an hour is when I learned that, during her second set the previous night, Shy had suffered a small tear in a muscle on the left side of her neck.
Had I not been in that dressing room with Shy, I would have never known anything was wrong with her. Talk about a trooper, in Shy's own words she, "Sucked it up," and performed as if nothing were wrong, even though the club manager himself had attempted to persuade Shy to cancel the rest of the engagement.
Yes, Shy's performances were just a bit slower than usual, but not so much that even I would have thought anything was wrong, had I not already known.
Good people, this is how much of a trooper Shy is. She mentioned that she had never canceled a show before and she wasn't about to do so that night, even though, while in the dressing room, she lay on a blanket on the floor, with a scarf around her neck to hold a heating pad in place, because it was too painful to sit upright and have to support her injured neck!
Since I have reviewed Shy Love a good number of times since I began writing this column, I'm not going to say much more at this time, other than to say that her music is good, her costumes sexy, her performances very good and her interaction with the customers, not just at the tip rail, but out on the floor as well, is excellent, even on this night in spite of her neck injury!
Shy is also one of the friendliest, sweetest, ladies I know and she loves to meet her fans.
Surely anybody who reads this week's column doesn't need to be told, that Shy Love is an absolute must see!
Fall in lust with Shy at: ShyLoveXXX.com
Well mon amis (my friends), that is enough rambling for this week. Everybody stay safe, healthy and have a fabulous week!
Bonsoir et au revoir,