September 18, 2000 09:00am
New Product Makes Semen Taste Good
Source: Richard Brent
by: Company Press Release
You've heard the rumors and superstitions about Pineapple juice, celery, strawberries, and other foods that are supposed to make semen taste better...
The fact is, all they really do is sometimes make cum a bit less bitter or not as salty, but none of them really does the job. You don't have to take our word for it. Try them yourself, if you haven't already.
And don't worry, you'll find the grocery stores well stocked with pineapple juice, celery, and all the rest. Men aren't exactly rushing to the stores buying it all up.
Face it. Nothing out there really works to help make cum... well... taste good!
That is, until now - Get Ready for the Real Deal!
Finally an all-natural male dietary supplement is about to hit the market that isolates the most potent ingredients from around the world and combines them together in just the right concentrations to remove the salty, bitter taste of cum and to then give it a near-sweet taste that cum-drinking women love!
And it's guaranteed, or your money back... period.
Brought to you by the "Only Documented Naturally Multiorgasmic Man, Richard Brent" (Playboy Online, Aug. 1998), and tested by M.M.O.R. Research, Semenex(TM) is now available for the first time through this website.
Give Her Your Tasty "Shots"... Time after Time
Cum is naturally healthy, containing few calories and plenty of good protein, something every woman needs to help her stay fit and trim. This erotic liquid also contains B vitamins and important minerals.
Knowing this, men might expect women to be lining up to have their mouths filled to overflowing. Yet relatively few women enjoy drinking cum. According to surveys on the subject, the Number One reason by far is... taste.
While cum is naturally healthy, it also tends to be both bitter and salty, not a good taste combination!
No More Bitter, Salty Cum!
Semenex takes away the overly salty, bitter taste cum usually has, replacing this with an almost sweet taste women love!
100% Organic and All Natural - No Preservatives, Fillers, or Artificial Additives.
Semenex is an all natural dietary supplement made available as a drink powder and packaged in sealed foil packets small enough to fit in your pocket. Semenex is formulated from a proprietary blend of selected natural ingredients from around the world. This highly specialized and concentrated formula includes certain specific fruits, vegetables, spices, vitamins, and minerals.
Simply pour the contents of a Semenex foil packet into six ounces of water, and shake. Taken once or twice daily, this incredible product takes effect in as little as 12 to 24 hours, replacing the distasteful flavors of semen with the Semenex-enhanced flavoring women love.
Sold in a 30-pack box, that's 30 days of tasty cum to offer! But, Isn't Pineapple Juice or Celery Supposed to Make Cum Taste Better?
Early on in research it was quickly discovered that despite the general reputation of certain fruits and vegetables to positively affect the taste of semen, most did not produce any significant effect in actual testing (a fact we heard countless times from other couples, as well).
"I personally drank almost nothing but pineapple juice for a month and ate celery and other vegetables so much I lost over 10 lbs! The results of all this? I lost some of the bitter taste, and that was about it. Not bad for a diet plan, perhaps, but sure as hell wasn't the cum-taste enhancer I'd been told it was." - Richard Brent
While initially discouraged we persevered, finally discovering we were on the right track only after combining certain fruits, vegetables, and spices in narrowly defined ratios and concentrations. After months of continued testing, we finally succeeded in hitting on the right formula at the right concentration levels to achieve optimum results.
Now, following a year of exhaustive (though certainly enjoyable) testing with over 25 couples, Semenex is finally ready to be offered to the public. Everything in it is completely natural and 100% organic to ensure maximum absorption and efficacy. And all with no preservatives, no artificial additives, colors, flavors, or fillers.
But, how does the drink itself taste?
Semenex, the powder drink itself, is very mild and pleasant to the taste, possessing a light fruity flavor naturally sweetened to create a highly palatable drink whose effects on the flavor of semen must be experienced to be believed.
The only additive not directly related to cum-taste enhancement is an all-natural sweetener to assist in the taste of the Semenex drink, itself. Rather than using fructose, we have chosen instead to use "Sweet Balance", a highly concentrated all-natural, calorie-free sweetener that has been tested safe for diabetics and hypo-glycemics (please carefully review the "Sweet Balance" website for more information). This sweetener uses no saccharin, asparteme, or chemicals, but is instead derived entirely from low-glycemic fruit concentrates. DISCLAIMER: for those who have been diagnosed with glucose intolerance (e.g. diabetes, hypoglycemia) be sure and consult with your physician before using Semenex.
Semenex works! We guarantee it... period.
We know how unbelievable this product sounds. But this product really works, and works big! And we guarantee it or your money back... period.
Semenex will remove the bitter, salty taste of cum. And more than that, it will also enhance the overall flavor of your cum giving it a pleasant taste that the women from our test couples have described in enthusiastic terms ranging from "yummy!" to "...spicy sweet. I still can't believe I'm saying that!"
Think you could live with a cum-thirsty woman eyeing your cock with anticipation, actually looking forward to gulping down jet after creamy jet of your cum? Semenex has already turned many women into just such avid cum drinkers. Why not yours?
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